How many could you fight at once?

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We could make them into fighting machines like the hamsters:

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Give the kids clubs.
 
Depends what fight class. This is what usually happens with a 5 year old.

See's bunny, chases bunny,finally grabs bunny, squeezes way to hard. Bunny claws kids eyes out or kid squeezes hard enough to kill bunny.

Put the bunnies and the kids all on speed. Train the kids. Make em really mean. Steroids for the rabbits etc.

Maybe give the bunnies and kids rabies.
 
This has actually been done before. I can't find the thread, but it linked to a questionairre that actually gave you the specific number of 8-year-olds you could beat down. something like that.
 
WHat would be the appropriate rabid bunny/kid ratio? And could we sell this weapons technolgy to the highest bidder?

Evil sicentists in me is wondering if I should rethink my zombie vampire armys and switch to rabid attack rabbits and 5yr olds.
 
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