Conversation at my mother's house...

bull8042 said:

You fine gentlemen have a great night in case I don't make it back on when I get home.
The wife will probably want sex or something and detract from my posting....SHEESH!

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I think I speak for all of us when I say, feck you. (man I wish this was behind the wall.)

brownie need to pay the hell up and then this thread needs to get moved.

IrregularPulse said:

This avatar better for everyone?

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Yea, it makes me think im trippin

brownie need to pay the hell up and then this thread needs to get moved.

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I'm not actually sure I'm fond of this nickname. Especially given my complexion.

dataz722 said:

Yea, it makes me think im trippin

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Oh I hate that feeling of flashbacks. Makes me so depressed to be out college where I can't ave "FUN" anymore.

bernerbits said:

I'm not actually sure I'm fond of this nickname. Especially given my complexion.

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Then I guess it's good the receiver of a nickname doesn't really get a say in the nickname. Besides WTF you talking about, you wedding pictures you were whiter than White, Practically Eggshell. Figured I'd use a color you knew.

bernerbits said:

I'm not actually sure I'm fond of this nickname. Especially given my complexion.

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Whitebread. Is that better?

bernerbits said:

I'm not actually sure I'm fond of this nickname. Especially given my complexion.

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Sorry do you like whitey better?

Whitebread. Is that better?

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More accurate, I'll give you that.

shecky said:

Whitebread. Is that better?

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you son of a ____, you beat me to it again

brownie need to pay the hell up and then this thread needs to get moved.

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I forgot, objecting to a nickname usually results in the assignment of a far, far worse one.

bernerbits said:

I forgot, objecting to a nickname usually results in the assignment of a far, far worse one.

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see this is why you no longer have your man card

dataz722 said:

you son of a ____, you beat me to it again

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Again with the name calling. You type slowly. Take a class or something.

bernerbits said:

I forgot, objecting to a nickname usually results in the assignment of a far, far worse one.

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You said it, honky.

brownie need to pay the hell up and then this thread needs to get moved.

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Contents of my checking account: $6.50

see this is why you no longer have your man card

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Keep your damn man card. I'll just use steroids.

bernerbits said:

Contents of my checking account: $6.50

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What happened to that 20K raise you got to move to Music City? Stay off the porn sites, man. They're expensive.

What happened to that 20K raise you got to move to Music City?

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I pay about $1000 a month in student loans, $1000 in rent, $10K in credit card debt, and the rest pretty much goes to bills, homebrew and food.

Stay off the porn sites, man. They're expensive.

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I stick to the free ones...

bernerbits said:

Keep your damn man card. I'll just use steroids.

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then your balls will shrink and your new wife will leave you and next thing you know revvy is getting it on porn style 3some with your mom and now ex leaving you at home to do nothing but "hang on" and complain that your mom drinks barleywine and revvywine

bernerbits said:

I pay about $1000 a month in student loans, $1000 in rent, $10K in credit card debt, and the rest pretty much goes to bills, homebrew and food.



I stick to the free ones...

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so then whats another 50 on the credit card if its already that high..... youll never even notice

then your balls will shrink and your new wife will leave you then next thing you know revvy is getting it on porn style 3some with your mom and now ex leaving you at home to do nothing but "hang on" and complain that your mom drinks barleywine and revvywine

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The mental images. My brain is imploding.

bernerbits said:

I pay about $1000 a month in student loans, $1000 in rent, $10K in credit card debt, and the rest pretty much goes to bills, homebrew and food.

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10K in credit cards? Ouchy.
Ah, not to be young again.

dataz722 said:

so then whats another 50 on the credit card if its already that high..... youll never even notice

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Lesson: never take financial advice from a homebrewer.

bernerbits said:

Lesson: never take financial advice from a homebrewer.

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why not?..... we do this to save money

I forgot the $600 that goes to paying off two cars.

bernerbits said:

Lesson: never take financial advice from a homebrewer.

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Especially one who writes this:

dataz722 said:

then your balls will shrink and your new wife will leave you and next thing you know revvy is getting it on porn style 3some with your mom and now ex leaving you at home to do nothing but "hang on" and complain that your mom drinks barleywine and revvywine

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"It's just $50, it's no big deal" is the mentality that got me in the hole as much as I am.

revvywine

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Of all the euphemisms for semen...

bernerbits said:

"It's just $50, it's no big deal" is the mentality that got me in the hole as much as I am.

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Looks like a brewing hiatus is in order.

bernerbits said:

Of all the euphemisms for semen...

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You prefer this one:

Looks like a brewing hiatus is in order.

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Nah, I budget for that

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Nah, I budget for that

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Just saying, take that budgeted brewing cash and put it on credit cards. But I'm an old, no credit card debt having guy. What do I know?

shecky said:

You prefer this one:

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I think thats the one he keeps in his wallet.....


.... but when the fark this thread get moved.... and how did it only go to general chit chat.... that was the only option i did make odds for.... damn house always wins. Cheating sons a beeches!!!!!!!!!

Just saying, take that budget brewing cash and put it on credit cards. But I'm an old, no credit card debt having guy. What do I know?

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And I suppose I'm youthful enough to say that as long as I'm having a little fun, and I'm paying more than my minimums, I can wait a little longer to be out of the credit card hole.

Besides, tax refund check is knocking out a big one. More cash flow = potentially money to buy a membership. You know, in addition to paying off the cards faster.

10K in credit cards


credit cards-
I have a discover with 0% for life, Citi with 5.9% for life, free balance transfers now and forever. Another citi at 5.99 for life, Amex(HSBC) at 6.99 on purchases for 2 yrs. i have a fluctual income, so I play the game. PM me if you need any info.

general chit chat

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At least it didn't get deleted.

I just wonder how far the mods got in reading it before they gave up and just moved it here

bernerbits said:

And I suppose I'm youthful enough to say that as long as I'm having a little fun, and I'm paying more than my minimums, I wait a little longer to be out of the credit card hole.

Besides, tax refund check is knocking out a big one. More cash flow = potentially money to buy a membership. You know, in addition to paying off the cards faster.

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OK, just be careful. The spiral is faster than you might imagine.

But enough with this serious talk, honky. What's your wife's cell number?

I just wonder how far the mods got in reading it before they gave up and just moved it here

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Revvy boning my mom.

What's your wife's cell number?

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867-5309.

Or try 617-861-3962.

I doubt it even got that far. This would have gone somewhere else.

bernerbits said:

867-5309.

Or try 617-861-3962.

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There's actually a business in Mass with the Tommy Tutone number. Genius marketing.

The other's a Boston area code and the Rejection Hotline.