The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

This happening down at the new casino?

Unfortunately no. A dental bunny in a push up bra and few buttons or boundaries would have made this a much better day.

Sounds like a perfect business opportunity for some young enterprising dental grad with limited morals and an empty 401k.

Well, I think most people who really love going to see the dentist are probably psychotic.

Happy New Year folks.

Buon Anno ...

Happy New Year, Massholes. This year I’m ditching the champagne at midnight and plan to uncork a nice Belgian triple instead. Whatever we have, make 2019 great year.

Hoppy2bmerry said:

Happy New Year, Massholes. This year I’m ditching the champagne at midnight and plan to uncork a nice Belgian triple instead. Whatever, we have make 2019 great year.

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Nice! I pop open a Westmalle Triple every New Year’s Eve! Cheers!

I'll be lucky to see 10:00. ...

You’re one of those early risers... I’m a night owl type.

Naw, I'm just old.

Hope you all have a good one.

Remember to stay off the roads tonight,....myself am resolved to stay up until at least 9PM, and hopefully sleep though the clock rollover.

smurfjuice said:

Naw, I'm just old.

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And crotchety.

And blue

& still too much to do..

What’s the hullabaloo?

Dland said:

What are you going to make with forge??

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Something gritty

Melana said:

Something gritty

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We’re talking Paul, something sh!tty?

Something (.) (.)y

Started the new year with a hangover again...one of these years I'll grow up.

HoppyDaze said:

Started the new year with a hangover again...one of these years I'll grow up.

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Why?

ime growing up is all down side...

I stopped getting hangovers. Weirdest effin’ thing. About 9-12 months ago... just stopped getting them. I wake up and I’m just tired. No headache, no nausea... just tired.

It’s not been a positive

Might want to see a doctor about your status change

Nah... it’s fine. My assumption is that my liver is so awesome, it’s just clearing out the system suuuuuuuper efficiently, hence eliminating all hangovers.

Are you drinking more water during the day? Hydrating during the day eliminates hangovers for me. I tend to drink 1/2 to 3/4 of a gallon of water every day.

Nope. Just outgrew hangovers.

Even scotch, which I reeeeeally like. All good the next day

Hmmmm. The googles are all saying that it’s either no biggie at all... or I’m a raging alcoholic.

I’m assuming the former

Contrary to likely assumptions given my occupation... I really don’t drink often. Once or twice a week and only have more than one or two... 2-3 times a month. I never feel like I NEED a beer at all.

Although.... I do like scotch.

Scotch scotch scotch... down into my belly

I’m sticking with the awesome liver angle.

lmao!

bluemoose said:

Are you drinking more water during the day? Hydrating during the day eliminates hangovers for me. I tend to drink 1/2 to 3/4 of a gallon of water every day.

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You just like to spend a good portion of your day with your Tallywacker in your hand.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that. I’m a big fan of that myself.

Well, I guess everyone was left speechless by that remark, or can't type with one hand.

They can, but takes awhile ...

You would know.

Hoppy2bmerry said:

Well, I guess everyone was left speechless by that remark, or can't type with one hand.

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Master is only one half of my callsign/username/nickname.

You fishing mutta fugga.

So sick of seeing the last image posted in this thread.

Is this any better?

What the.....

Oh God no!