America needs more mobility scooters. That is all.
There are plenty. It just looks like there aren't enough. They are all just concentrated in Walmarts.
America needs more mobility scooters. That is all.
My pet Facebook peeve is the plethora of "Share/repost/make this your status if you care about ____" posts.
They're narcissistic creations of people who just like to see their creations proliferate as widely as possible. And people fall for it, over and over and over.
If you want to see 1,000's of lemmings reposting something you made, here's the recipe:
1.) Start with a picture of a cute animal, or a short, sickeningly sweet story about a wounded soldier or some 5-year-old girl with terminal brain cancer who just wants to be a ballerina/princess. The story should be completely fake, as you can really stretch your creative legs and make it over-the-top heartbreaking when you're not constrained by the truth.
2.) Add a message to the picture or end of the story, something hopelessly idealistic and overly simplistic or totally impractical, like "If we all adopted just 3 African babies, we could end world hunger."
3.) Finish off by appealing to everyone's white guilt to spread the message, and imply that if they don't, then they must hate puppies/veterans/freedom. "Repost this if you think shootings like Sandy Hook need to be stopped."
Sit back and watch soccer-moms everywhere "Like" your post and share it.
I feel compelled to "Like" your post. But I don't believe in African babies.
I feel compelled to "Like" your post. But I don't believe in African babies.
I miss NY/NJ/CT diners....There is nothing comparable here, not even Waffle House.
I miss NY/NJ/CT diners....There is nothing comparable here, not even Waffle House.
b-boy said:Yes - I miss 2 things about NYC - Diners and Deli. You can't get good diner food or a decent corned beef on rye north of the Tappan Zee Bridge. You just can't! And don't get me started on what passes for a kosher dill pickle around here.
Although - I do like Waffle House.
Description: Vegan seitan BBQ ribs.
Dude, it's not mine! Some chick I went to college with posted it on Facebook along with a daily barrage of her meals. Interestingly enough they're all before consumption and not post.
I love ribs. I love pork and beef. I seriously f'in love bacon.
Thankfully it wasn't post consumption, otherwise we would be looking a a steaming turd
+1
Great food at any time. You can walk in at 3 in the morning and get eggs with links or patties, fries with cheese and gravy, or a gyro.
My veggie father served me a meal once that he said had meat in it. After I ate it he said, "Guess what? It really didn't have meat, it had (some fake veggie cr@p) instead. Surprise!" I then s#%t for 2 days straight.
So now when he comes to visit, I put meat in his food.....you know, as a secret surprise!
I have an allergy to soy. A bad one. If someone did that to me, I'd be livid. I'd suffer through the four days it takes for me to recover, then all hell would be unleashed. You just can't play with stuff like this.
I'm answering the title of the thread.
Shows about addictions and how strange they are.
Pfft. I signed up for an NRA Life of Duty membership. All they do is send me stupid newsletters.
I unsubbed and wish I could cancel the membership.
buyers' remorse on a life membership?
STBY
Seriously grog, if you get another thread locked thats just intended to make people laugh I am warning you, I WILL hit you with a salmon.
hey! you must have me confused with some other Richard Cranium, because I'm only responsible for 2 threads being locked
the last one was some Occupy putz raging against TxBrew's machine
and that Life of Duty membership looks to be for AD, not veteran, or I would have been all over that
I remember you being at least 1/2 to blame for a thread that was locked due to a dispute over the validity of fruit-based pastry.
I'm the guy who told a forum full of parents that they probably had crappy kids
Thats it. I'm opening a restaurant and all kids meals come with a free cloroform soaked teddy bear!
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