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I really wanted to put "No children under 5" on my wedding invitations. SWMBO wouldn't let me. And sure enough I had some crying 1 year old crying in the middle of it. Luckily some of my other relatives knew my opinions and escorted the person out of ear range so I wouldn't get mad.
 
I really wanted to put "No children under 5" on my wedding invitations. SWMBO wouldn't let me. And sure enough I had some crying 1 year old crying in the middle of it. Luckily some of my other relatives knew my opinions and escorted the person out of ear range so I wouldn't get mad.

We had "no children under 18" at our wedding". Kids simply dont want to be there anyway.
 
We had "no children under 18" at our wedding". Kids simply dont want to be there anyway.

^ THIS - SWMBO insisted on this and it was by far one of the best ideas we had:mug:

'Merica needs more primer gray mid-nineties Honda civics with giant erector-set type spoilers and coffee can mufflers...just sayin'
 
I remember, not so long ago, that every dude north of Broadway here in astoria had a souped up Japanese car with the blue lights on the bottom.
 
sold my stock '97 Civic last year and made A KILLING off it to dude who most likely will do terrible things to it

and I preferred to call it "haze gray"
 
^ THIS - SWMBO insisted on this and it was by far one of the best ideas we had:mug:

'Merica needs more primer gray mid-nineties Honda civics with giant erector-set type spoilers and coffee can mufflers...just sayin'

In high school here one of the hicks took a metal Folgers can and welded it to the tailpipe of his S-10 during shop class. Didn't really enhance the sound any though.
 
I was in a wedding a few years back and they bride had a usher who was about 13 going on 40, He was at my table at the rehearsal dinner, I knew Alex but no one else at the table did, He was carrying on conversation with a table of 25-30 year olds so well, one of the women at the table commented that he had only had one glass of wine with dinner and did he want more, He said no, I'm only 13, everyone was shocked.

Anyway the next day at the wedding. Alex walked down the line of people waiting to get into the church and politely reminded everyone to "please be sure to silence your cell phones and small children, so you don't interrupt the ceremony."
 
Caption reads: A group of hunters stumbled upon this today in Baldwin County, Alabama

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We had "no children under 18" at our wedding". Kids simply dont want to be there anyway.

Kids don't like weddings because they have no understanding of the complexity of relationships and commitment. FACT.
 
I work with a bunch of guys that surf BodyBuilding.com forums all day. There's some funny OT threads, but otherwise it's a wasteland for most guys like us. Trying to talk to those co-workers is like trying to speak martian.

"So, how's it going, man?"
"Well, it's **** now."
"What happened?"
"I just found out that my pre-workout shake only contains 37% the amount of the my daily value of monosatur.... blah blah blah blah.... and with my 3,110 calorie diet on the two gallon water program, its killin mah swoll, bro."

America needs more... English.
 
This is what makes Romeo and Juliet so great.

I thought it was the fact Juliet was underage and no one seemed to mind this dude stalking her.

I work with a bunch of guys that surf BodyBuilding.com forums all day. There's some funny OT threads, but otherwise it's a wasteland for most guys like us. Trying to talk to those co-workers is like trying to speak martian.

"So, how's it going, man?"
"Well, it's **** now."
"What happened?"
"I just found out that my pre-workout shake only contains 37% the amount of the my daily value of monosatur.... blah blah blah blah.... and with my 3,110 calorie diet on the two gallon water program, its killin mah swoll, bro."

America needs more... English.

Do you even lift Bro? Love that.
 
I thought it was the fact Juliet was underage and no one seemed to mind this dude stalking her.



Do you even lift Bro? Love that.

Romeo and Juliet, the story of an underaged rich girl who is shamelessly stalked by a confirmed murderer and given a roofie by a priest whilst being goaded on by her own nurse and bodyguard.

I dont know about you, but if I ever have a daughter, she aint readin it.
 
I have a Daughter and she will read it, but only as a precautionary tale. He kissed a dead chick. Gross.
 

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