Conversation at my mother's house...
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dataz722
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now see im just a flat out ******* and will offend no matter my intoxication level
Honestly, I don't know if it is a Latin thing or what, but I can't say the same here. Of course, my wife is 13 years younger than me, and just turned 30. You know, peak of sexuality for a woman.... The $hit is killin' me!
Fortunately, we have 4 kids, so I get a little break once in a while.
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I wish that was when it became irregular
Yeah I don't know who I'm kidding. My on/off switch was made from an apartment key. Well the turning in of my individual one anyway!
How long were you together before getting married? We were together 5 years when we got engaged. Honeymoon period was over long before we started making wedding plans!
Aww, you poor thing! Get the Hell outta here!
BWAAAHAAAHAAA! Good one sheck! Man, you had me there for a minute! You slay me with your wit and one-liners like this....
Non-believer. Where's my Bible to swear an oath?
dataz722
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We got engaged on our 4 year anniversary and got married a couple month after it hit 5 years.... im just waiting for her to hit the 28-30 age mark and im praying things change then
You craddle robber, you. Good job.
bull, looks like you and I are the old guys in this thread now that Revvy's departed. I feel we should impart our wisdom. What say you?
dataz722
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You craddle robber, you. Good job.
bull, looks like you and I are the old guys in this thread now that Revvy's departed. I feel we should impart our wisdom. What say you?
revvy will be back once he his done imparting something else
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bernerbrau
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Well, that was the case with my Latin ex. She was insatiable. And god help me if I ever wasn't into it.
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Thats what I'm hoping for, But I doubt it. I didn't get the infamous 2nd trimester either, just more morning sickness!
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Not bragging or anything. it is just that we won't ever have marital problems because of lack of sex, at least not on her part.
I thought we were baring our souls here..... cept Revvy of course. He is just baring, period.
This one is for Revvy, try to keep up....
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bernerbrau
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My wife went on the pill for about 2 months after we got married. Her libido was shot to **** and she was crabby as hell the whole time. We switched back to rubbers and everything's lovely again. Except the not being able to do it without a condom part
What happens at 28-30? Does nymphomania kick in? I married my wife when she was 32 so I missed this phase.
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Mine got the UID after we had our son, I'm dying to try it out, but right now it's just a hood ornament. No I shouldn't complain, It's not as bad as I make it out to be, plus our relationship in every other aspect is wonderful.
Just a hint, but she's supposed to use that, not you.
Unless you have a uterus.
Geesh, you youngsters don't know anything, do ya?
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Sorry you missed it, I heard it only last about 2 days/ Like a damn moon phase or something.
Yes I'm sorry we are
Amazing how all it takes to bare our souls is an ungrateful son complaining about his awesome mom's beer palate!
You craddle robber, you. Good job.
bull, looks like you and I are the old guys in this thread now that Revvy's departed. I feel we should impart our wisdom. What say you?
I am right there with you...
Tell me about it....
Her: "What's wrong?"
Me: "Nothing!"
Her: "You don't want me anymore?"
Me: "Sweetie, it is 2:30 in the morning and I have to work today."
Her: "You don't love me anymore!"
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Just a hint, but she's supposed to use that, not you.
Unless you have a uterus.
Geesh, you youngsters don't know anything, do ya?
You know I thought it pinched a little! Just figured that's what prevented getting pregnant, Weiner being to painful to use it!
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Ahhhh come on.
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What you thought we were done!
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bernerbrau
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Yep. Verbatim.
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bernerbrau
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It sure seemed like it.
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Just lulling you into a false sense of security so it would sting again. We were afraid you'd grown numb to the pain.
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bernerbrau
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It burns. Like fifteen thousand flu shots at the same time.
Ummmm....yeah.... But I think it goes on the inside. More like a new CD. Know what I mean?
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bernerbrau
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And in an instant, I've discovered why I stopped being a fan of music in the 90's....
If you want sympathy, do not complain about a cool mom. That's the best way to ensure things, like, well, this happening.
Can't put the worms back in the can, my friend.
Uh oh! I think shecky is falling behind. Pick up the pace back there...... try to keep up...
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Man, we should have read up on this more before getting one!
I thought it looked cool, likea tiny cross-bow, Goes in there and shoots the sperm with tiny arrows.
Hey, we're on the same team here.
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Actually he mentioned a few posts ago that his SWMBO really has no problems with him putting the worm back in the can!
You really are falling behind here sheck!
Just a little moral support my friend. I see you made it.
I'm old. About 4 p.m. my brain turns to mush, I stick my teeth in a glass and start the blender to make dinner.
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bernerbrau
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I suppose I should get off your lawn, then.
OK, I have to go pick up my little one from school. We meet back here tomorrow morning at 8:00 AM?
That will give some of the "ol' timers" a chance to catch up......
That will give some of the "ol' timers" a chance to catch up......
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bernerbrau
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I'm sure there will be another 10 pages by then. I'm here until 5 CST. Plenty of time to bring back the bashing when the conversation comes to a lull...
So long as you cut it while you're there, your fine. Just watch out for my dog.
Have fun. I'll be traveling tomorrow, though I'm sure I'll find time to check in. Get it, check in. I'll be in a hotel. Man, I crack myself up.
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bernerbrau
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Oh man. Puns? You're losing it.
You fine gentlemen have a great night in case I don't make it back on when I get home.
The wife will probably want sex or something and detract from my posting....SHEESH!
The wife will probably want sex or something and detract from my posting....SHEESH!
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bernerbrau
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He complains...
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