Who stinks out the bathroom worse, Men or woman?

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Jolly McStanson

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Also who's farts smell worse, men, woman, or dogs?

I have woman Friends of mine that are comfortable enough to fart in front of me, but they dont seem to smell... well ones in a wile, but its not bad. My Beagle is just plain bad and so am I.

My Beagle loves beer, but shes a BMC dog. Wont touch home brew. Put some Bud, Miller, or Coors in a plate and she licks it up.
 
mmmmm.... rhino farts........



Some women are pretty bad about stinking out a bathroom.... I mean if you walk in after a guy, it is expected, but step in after a chick......
 
In this house, the female dog, Tess, reigns supreme, I am second, my dog Buddy is third, and the wifey is a distant 4th.

I can't even compete with Tess, she grosses me out.
 
I used to have a cat that loved broccoli he lent new meaning to silent but deadly.
I once had rhino farts from a wine so bad that the glass carboy required a 3 day soak in bleach to remove the smell, I think it was some kind of infection.
 
Dog covey does. His farts smell bad enough that he covers his OWN nose after them.


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I come a close second.

Squeaks the cat is number three. Holy... well you know... he's not allowed near me after doing the deed in the kitty box. Shown here with kiwi - one of the "ladies"
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The ladies (K9 and human) of the house can't even come close.
 
We had a pair of Golden Retriever brothers we rescued from a puppy mill.
We called them the paint peelers when they let loose. They won the contest
hands down. Neither of the humans were even in the contest.
 
Dogs. God awful. Baby can have some real stank ass as well.
 
The kids, followed by me, with the wife a close second. Man, she can DESTROY the bathroom. It frightens me..........
 
"'Don't nobody go in the bafroom for 25-35 minutes...." Dudes will tear it up worse.

But chicks fart way nastier and more often.

It's only sometimes with the dog.
 
I thought mine were pretty bad after a night of drinking stout... then I got a dog. Man, she can stink up a room like you wouldn't believe.





I had an 85 lb. Shepard/Boxer that wound up lapping up most of a spilled Guinness once, before I could wipe it up.
I thought a room full of construction workers, after eating chili for lunch was bad !! Sweet mother of God, that dog was ripping 'em !!! And smiling about it, too !
 
Back to the OP, though...I have never met ANYONE who can compete with SWMBO's daughter, when stinking up a bathroom !
 
Oh, lordy... once my boxer got a leftover egg roll. Only once.

But even on a regular day, he out-toots everyone in the house. I especially hate it when they get so bad that they are audible. You know when you hear that little whuff that things are about to get nuclear in about 5 seconds.

Phew!
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SWMBO complains because I fart all night long. Take a boot load of pro-biotics and they don't stink as bad throughout the nite.

During the day, I can kill small creatures within a 4ft radius. Wife makes noise and some smell, but I kill stuff.
 
I didn't know what SWMBO stood for so I did a search and found this. After reading it I dont know what one to pick, lol.

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Sanitize while making beer, often
Sank Women Must Be Ostracised
Santa Wants to Massage Barack Obama
Sarah Will Make Barack Obsolete
Saturdays We Men Brew Often
Sauerkraut With My Brat Only
Save We More Baby Ostriches
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smack when Mary becomes overweight
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One of my exes could run you out of the house, pretty frightful considering how tiny she was. Her cat was a close second.
I've recently developed a sensitivity to dairy so any time I eat cheese I'll run ya out of a room.
I'm mostly convinced that my dog has something dying inside of him.
 
I let loose a fury of sushi stench this morning prior to getting on the airplane...

I reign supreme in the house, followed by the pets (two cats / one dog), then SWMBO and her offsrping...

Sidenote to the topic, women's public restrooms are 10 times more disgusting than men's... I had the displeasure of cleaning the bathrooms at the restaurant I worked at when I was 17 and it was an abomination to cleanliness what those women did in there...
 
All you have to do is see what they are happy to eat, to know it has to be dogs !!!
 
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