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ThickHead · Oct 3, 2010

Richardwhittaker said:
I lucked out on this one

This is what I have hanging beside my monitor.

You might get a couple before that Glamdring "wall-hanger" is rendered ineffective. I would put a back-up plan together if I were you.

cheezydemon3 · Oct 4, 2010

A Foe Hammer Wall Hanger?

You must have a dungeon masters guide lying there thet you could brain a couple with!

SourHopHead · Oct 4, 2010

My tool belt.

millworkman · Oct 4, 2010

Empty redbull can and cellphone.

deezy · Oct 4, 2010

damn it, looks like a wall power cord for my digital photoframe is mine.

azscoob · Oct 4, 2010

Bubble wrap.... or a box of rags. I guess its been nice knowing you all.

JetSmooth · Oct 4, 2010

A dirty fork.

Don't need more than that.

TxBrew · Oct 4, 2010

Printer. I think it'll help.

ThickHead · Oct 4, 2010

TxBrew said:
Printer. I think it'll help.

MMmmmmmm...I'm hungry!

JetSmooth · Oct 4, 2010

Y'all should be more concerned with the vegan zombies. They're after your GRRRRRRRAINS!

BargainMugs · Oct 4, 2010

Callaway golf balls and a scanner. Eh, could be worse.

azscoob · Oct 4, 2010

BargainMugs said:
Callaway golf balls and a scanner. Eh, could be worse.

Yeah, you could have the bubble wrap. what am I going to do, annoy them to death with the popping?

TxBrew · Oct 5, 2010

azscoob said:
Yeah, you could have the bubble wrap. what am I going to do, annoy them to death with the popping?

Give it to the Zombie kids. They love that stuff.

Hang Glider · Oct 5, 2010

damn pc speaker won't provide much protection...

cinderbike · Oct 5, 2010

A tea kettle...

Mischief_Brewing · Oct 5, 2010

A friend put this up on facebook, which I was reading while on the crapper. I had to answer "awww ****, toilet paper..."

I read this one while at work. Since I can't pick up the cubicle my colleague is sitting behind, I'll have to use her as a weapon. She's small, I think I could swing her pretty hard...

MrWiggles · Oct 8, 2010

Mischief_Brewing said:
A friend put this up on facebook, which I was reading while on the crapper. I had to answer "awww ****, toilet paper..."

I read this one while at work. Since I can't pick up the cubicle my colleague is sitting behind, I'll have to use her as a weapon. She's small, I think I could swing her pretty hard...

Or just incapacitate her... You know, kick her knee out/thwap her head on the cubicle to give the zombies something to munch on while you make your great escape...

jppostKW · Oct 8, 2010

lets see 50 rounds of primed but not loaded .45 acp brass, a dimpled liter mug of graff and a can of copenhagen **** i am done for

Zacharias · Oct 9, 2010

I have a choice between a tv remote, a empty glass, and my pocket knife.... I choose empty glass.

Germelli1 · Oct 9, 2010

I get to use a tissue box

...too bad its almost empty

Zacharias · Oct 10, 2010

Germelli1 said:
I get to use a tissue box

...too bad its almost empty

surely you can find something on the internet to make your last moments enjoyable.. all you need is hand lotion.

Ouroboros · Oct 10, 2010

A pint of simcoe/citra/amarillo IPA... I'm assuming I'll chug that and throw the glass at the zeds to buy me some time to make a run for the Mossberg 935.

TxBrew · Oct 11, 2010

Germelli1 said:
I get to use a tissue box

...too bad its almost empty

Zacharias said:
surely you can find something on the internet to make your last moments enjoyable.. all you need is hand lotion.

I don't know how HomeBrewTalk is going to help with zombies, but hey it's worth a try.

Walker · Oct 15, 2010

check out what has been driving around my town recently:

Walker · Oct 15, 2010

as for the object to my left... it is my wallet.

apparently I can buy my way out of this.

IrregularPulse · Oct 15, 2010

gestyr said:
Hold the aluminum foil tightly and look at the reflective side to see what you saw. Take the saw and cut the speaker in half. 2 halves make a whole. Push the zombie into the hole.

Simple.

That was awesome.

It's between an empty travel coffee mug , a 401k book, or a plastic fork.

Walker · Oct 15, 2010

IrregularPulse said:
a 401k book

Bore them to death....

Revvy · Oct 15, 2010

Walker said:
check out what has been driving around my town recently:

They kill zombies with Pineapples?

aekdbbop · Oct 15, 2010

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fwiw, NMZRU stands for Nashville Metro Zombie Response Unit.

Haha

Saiga in 7.62x39

My Mosin.. not sure about fighting off any zombies with it.. but its worth showing!

Walker · Oct 15, 2010

Revvy said:
They kill zombies with Pineapples?

maybe they know something we don't.

anyone sitting to the right of a pineapple?

Walker · Oct 15, 2010

Those are nice, but unless it was sitting right next to you when you read this thread, it's totally useless for the coming apocalypse.

Revvy · Oct 15, 2010

I'm in my office, I have this...

And this

Next to me. Almost as bad as being at home.

aekdbbop · Oct 15, 2010

Walker said:
Those are nice, but unless it was sitting right next to you when you read this thread, it's totally useless for the coming apocalypse.

lol.. damn. they are in the closet.. all I have is a pair of scissors and an exacto knife..

Maybe I can fashion something like Betty.

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