Worst Movie You've Ever Seen

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1 - The Godfather
2 - Pulp Fiction
3 - A Clockwork Orange





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Just kidding :)

Really though....the new Indiana Jones flick was pretty horrible. The Day After Tomorrow was also terrible. Big budget != good movie.
 
jamesnsw said:
Spanglish. Dad and I walked out of the theater with 5 minutes left- we realized there was no possibility of it redeeming itself, so we left.
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Two dudes going to see Spanglish together. Heh.

My vote would have to be with The Cook, The Thief, The Wife and the Lover.
I don't remember many other movies that I turned off.
 
That Skyline movie that's out now. WTF.

It's like the matrix, without the storyline, people don't have ships, there's no alternate world and the robots are aliens instead of robots. Same "the one" character with ****ty, stilted acting. Octopus robots take you and use your brain to power their robots. Main character has female companion that sacrifices herself for him. Bald black guy. Alien robots win.

Seriously a horrible movie with half ass effects.
 
weirdboy said:
First off it's Robot Jox. Second, doesn't that movie have a totally hot naked redhead in it? That boosts the rating by a couple of stars in my book. I might be thinking of a different crappy sci-fi film from around that time, though.
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I remember being 12 and turning robot jox off. I didn't make it to the chick though........*where is that old tape......* (;))

snowveil said:
1 - The Godfather
2 - Pulp Fiction
3 - A Clockwork Orange






Just kidding :)

Really though....the new Indiana Jones flick was pretty horrible. The Day After Tomorrow was also terrible. Big budget != good movie.
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Man, I was gonna throw you TF out.

Yeah. I knew the new IJ would suck, and man, did it ever.

I would submit that all 3 of the newer STAR WARS Jar Jar era Pieces of **** were unwatchable. I tried to get my money back from the video store for the first one.
 
"Mosquito Squadron" Paid 25 cents to see it (Navy base) and walked out after 30 minutes.
 
I'm only counting things I've seen in the theater in order to cut down on campy terrible stuff. I'd have to go with Mission Impossible 2. I thought the first Mission Impossible was a great movie until the helicopter went into the tunnel. By the end of that scene, it had dropped from great to decent in my mind. The whole second movie is like one big craptastic helicopter scene. Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle is an honorable mention for the exact same reason. The Matrix also gets an honorable mention for somehow managing to urinate all over 50's and 60's science fiction in a martial arts flick.
 
hal2814 said:
I'm only counting things I've seen in the theater in order to cut down on campy terrible stuff. I'd have to go with Mission Impossible 2. I thought the first Mission Impossible was a great movie until the helicopter went into the tunnel. By the end of that scene, it had dropped from great to decent in my mind. The whole second movie is like one big craptastic helicopter scene. Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle is an honorable mention for the exact same reason........
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Mission Impossible II, a serious wanna-be thriller/action movie downgraded because of unbelieveable (possibly heli related) stunts........worst Ever?..........OK, I can see that.

BUT...........
Charlie's Angels, an action spoof, tongue-in-cheek, action/comedy full of hot chicks kicking ass DOWNGRADED FOR THE SAME REASON AS THE AFOREMENTIONED SERIOUS ACTION MOVIE FULL OF ONE OF HOLLYWOOD's BIGGEST *****ES KICKING ASS?????????

OK, the hot chicks kicking ass earns some leniency from me, but can you actually tell me that you thought it was supposed to be taken seriously?;)

OK then, lets bag on TROPIC THUNDER for not being REAL enough. And how about CADDYSHACK?;)
 
cheezydemon3 said:
Mission Impossible II, a serious wanna-be thriller/action movie downgraded because of unbelieveable (possibly heli related) stunts........worst Ever?..........OK, I can see that.

BUT...........
Charlie's Angels, an action spoof, tongue-in-cheek, action/comedy full of hot chicks kicking ass DOWNGRADED FOR THE SAME REASON AS THE AFOREMENTIONED SERIOUS ACTION MOVIE FULL OF ONE OF HOLLYWOOD's BIGGEST *****ES KICKING ASS?????????

OK, the hot chicks kicking ass earns some leniency from me, but can you actually tell me that you thought it was supposed to be taken seriously?;)

OK then, lets bag on TROPIC THUNDER for not being REAL enough. And how about CADDYSHACK?;)
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I never really saw Mission Impossible as all that serious but that's neither here nor there. Where both are the same in my mind is the devolution from film 1 to film 2 specifically because the action went so far over-the-top compared to the first film. The first Charlie's Angels movie at worst had some Kung-Fu-related over-the-top action going on. The second had people fist fighting while falling off f'ing bridges.

The first one despite it's silliness could happen. I guess you could train people on how to kick that much ass. The second was flat out ridiculous. Now tell me, is this paragraph about Charlie's Angels or Mission Impossible? The correct answer is "both."
 
That I have seen in the theater?

Highlander 2 - Also starring Sean Connery, I might add. That man has a knack for making awful films.
Cool World
 
weirdboy said:
That I have seen in the theater?

Highlander 2 - Also starring Sean Connery, I might add. That man has a knack for making awful films.
Cool World
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I see a lot of hate for Highlander 2 but I have to admit I sorta like it. It has its moments. Sean Connery's incredulity towards flying at the very least knocks it off any worst movie list for me.
 
it is interesting that you vote the bad movies you ever watched but there is no worst film for me "when happiness knocks the door" is the best i ever watched
 
I'm with you on Zardoz. I turned it off when Sean Connery started rolling down a hill wearing a diaper.

But my vote is The Great Land of Small. I've tried to repress the memory of the gory details of this waste of celluloid, but i do recall actors in crummy elf costumes running around throwing handfuls of glitter all over the place...
 
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Worst movie ever. If you liked the first one, avoid this like the plague.

There is nothing good about it, no redeeming value, just terrible. I would track down everyone that had anything to do with it's production to let them know how bad it was, I just don't have the time.
 
TxBrew said:
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Worst movie ever. If you liked the first one, avoid this like the plague.

There is nothing good about it, no redeeming value, just terrible. I would track down everyone that had anything to do with it's production to let them know how bad it was, I just don't have the time.
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But it has a hot chick on the cover!!! I'd have to watch it.
 
Number one suck-arse movie ever: Muriel's Wedding. Let me preface this by telling you that I am very, very cheap. I don't even leave baseball games early, even if there's a blowout. I want every second that I've paid for. Muriel's Wedding was the only movie I ever left in the theater before the credits rolled. Went with friends, left alone. Being a chick, I have a middle-of-the-road range for "chick flicks"...probably higher tolerance than most of you guys, but less so than the average girly girl. That movie made every woman look bad. And I hate Abba anyway.

Second worst: whatever that Star Wars movie that was last released was called. Good grief...what 13 year old wrote THAT feces?
 
Howard's End.......

While it could have been mildly more amusing if it was gay porn, this piece of well crafted POOP utterly lost me in it's english toddling silly pointlessness.

Holy CRAP it sucked.

And YES, as a straight man, I would rather watch gay porn than view that crappy movie again.
 
Turbulence, hands down the worst movie I've ever seen.

After 45 minutes of being told by people on the ground how evil and manipulative the psycho killer being transported on a commercial flight on Christmas who has already killed like 6 people on the flight is and how she should under no circumstances let him into the locked cockpit, she lets him in after he says "come on, you know you can trust me." Seriously??? Add to that the most unrealistic airplane effects and its still the only movie I've ever walked out of.

Zombie Strippers ranks high on the awesomely bad flicks. "In the not too distant future a secret government re-animation chemo-virus gets released into conservative Sartre, Nebraska and lands in an underground strip club. As the virus begins to spread, turning the strippers into "Super Zombie Strippers" the girls struggle with whether or not to conform to the new "fad" even if it means there's no turning back." Jenna Jameson, Robert Englund and cameos from Tito Ortiz as the cowardly bouncer... awesomely bad.

Terje
 
jasonsbeer said:
Don't forget about Highlander 2. That was 1.5 hours of my life lost forever.
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Isn't this the one about some earth dome and the immortals are actually aliens ? The one that everybody pretended it never existed in the following Highlander movie/TV show/anything ?

Yeah, I think I had erased it from my memory.
 
jfr1111 said:
Isn't this the one about some earth dome and the immortals are actually aliens ? The one that everybody pretended it never existed in the following Highlander movie/TV show/anything ?

Yeah, I think I had erased it from my memory.
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That's the one. I pretty much ignore it so it doesn't ruin my enjoyment of the first film.
 

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