Misheard Lyrics

One of those Pop, one-hit wonders was a song titled "Like a G6". The chorus is "So fly, like a G6", however my son was constantly singing "So fly like a cheese-stick".

I dont listen to this kind of music but on the radio I thought Outkast - The way you move was "I love the man in you" Kinda fits for that kind of music

Also my dad thought the lyrics to Saliva - Click Click Boom was "click click pull"

See that girl
Wash her spleen
Something!
Dancing Queeeeen!

Pink Floyd - Have a Cigar
For some reason I hear "We're just milk cows" instead of "We're just knocked out"

The White Stripes "7 Nation Army": it sounds like he says, "n***er sweat drip out of every pour."

Also Rage Against the Machine: "We're the redneck kings of funk!"

janson745 said:

One of those Pop, one-hit wonders was a song titled "Like a G6". The chorus is "So fly, like a G6", however my son was constantly singing "So fly like a cheese-stick".

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My drunken favorite karaoke song, "Like a Cheese steak"

Like a Cheese Steak
Like a Cheese Steak
I'm feeling so hungry for a Cheese Steak
Like a Cheese Steak
Like a Cheese Steak
Yeah I'm feeling so hungry for a Cheese Steak

Gimme that thin sliced beef,
Gimme that green bell,
Grill it up with onions, baby,
toss it on some bread.
This is how we's fed
Each and every night,
Now stick that sammich in yo face
And take a big @ss bite.

Hell yeah
Snack it up just munch it up
Hungry fools around me will be really really stuffed
Hell yeah
Snack it up just munch it up
Hungry fools around me will be really really stuffed

Live: All over you
Friend sings:
I love you, black Walter
Actual:
Our love is like water...

Same friend.
White Zombie: More Human than Human
More human you the man you the man.

My oldest son-Steve Miller big old jet has a light on.

My youngest son-Joan Jett put another dime in the juicebox baby

HopHoarder said:

Then there's that well-known Kiss Anthem song, "I want to rock and roll all night and part of every day"

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As if Kiss would rock and roll for only part of every day.

Can't believe this wasn't mentioned yet. ELO- "Don't bring me down.....BRUCE!"
Who is this Bruce and why is he bringing everyone down all the time?
Jeff Lynn is saying Groos. But fun fact time. So many people sang this wrong that ELO started doing it live

or

"I love fried Chicken" aka "Alive and Kickin'" Simple Minds

the all time great is Louis Louis by the knigsmen.....

Smoke pot, smoke pot, everybody smoke pot..

Ending to “I am the Walrus”

I saw mention of kids hearing the wrong lyrics, so....

My daughter, now 17 and really annoyed any time we bring it up, use to think "Stayin' Alive" said "stay in the lines" and was convinced it was a song about coloring.

My X from a few years back always thought that Bruce Springsteens The River went like

"We'd go down to the river
And into the river we die".

She always thought that that part of the lyric was kind of strange.

I had an ex-girlfriend that thought the lyrics to Creedence's song "Bad Moon on the Rise" was them saying "there's a bathroom on the right."

Metric - Help I'm Alive
Wife thought the line was, "Help! I'm Alive, my heart keeps beating like a hamburger"

She thought it was the strangest lyric, until she found out it was "hammer."

Always thought Michael Jackson's "Don't Stop Til You Get Enough" was

Keep up with the post-op...post-op til you get enough

My wife used to sing"Lima beans" instead of "Lie to me"

when I was a little kid singing the national anthem, I wondered what kind of light was a donserly light.

No one mentioned the Hot Potatoes song by Falco. My ex always thought they were saying hot potatoes.

ra ra ooh la la, come on rub my @$$ ...
pa pa pa pa pa punch her face ...

Oh yeah, mocking Gaga was fun... then again, I'm the guy who can still sing Sabbath's "Paranoid" word for word every time I hear it.