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If you could have any object turned into a tap handle, what would it be?
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How about a shrunken head?
Frankfurtvr4
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The bolt from an M16/M4
A letter of reprimand.
Mischief_Brewing
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handguns
The old "One Arm Bandit" handle.
A glass eye and a stiletto.
arturo7
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rubber chickens
I've considered taking some hockey pucks and turing them into tap handles.
PDL? Professional Dildoing League? I never knew that was a sport! How the hell would you score that? Oh wait, forget I ever said that.......
Frankfurtvr4
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You can't use Brett Farve as a tap handle. There is a law or something against it.
I have a Subaru (Legacy) shift knob that is begging to be turned into a tap handle. I also have a friend that is getting into wood lathing and she is making me something. "What do you want?" "Anything."
I also have another friend that designs jewelry out of miscellaneous mechanical parts (steam punk design stuff) so I told her if she runs across anything phallic looking to grab it for me.
I also have another friend that designs jewelry out of miscellaneous mechanical parts (steam punk design stuff) so I told her if she runs across anything phallic looking to grab it for me.
Christafer11
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I have an old 9mm that has a bullet stuck in it when ever I get around to taking it in to remove the bullet that's gonna be a new handle.
michur
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Screw all the dildo talk, give me some boobies!! The bust of a busty woman. Although SWMBO might not like it too much and my sons would like it too much.
i must have a busy bust of a women as a tap handle that would complement the hand carved woodpecker I have already
-=jason=-
Being a geek/tech-head I am thinking of taking my Dremel to some old boards/components I have laying around then suspending them in a resin form shaped like a handle.
whitebirdfeathers
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I would go with the bolt from a rifle with a round in the end.
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arturo7
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Ya know, I would be kinda funny to have a Coors Light tap handle on a DIPA.
Sword hilt. I've got a katana, but it's hand forged and all that so I don't want to dismantle it, but it's handle would make a sweet tap handle.
alternatively, a sheathed dagger. If you need a knife for anything around the taproom, you could just pull it out.
Or....a pint of beer. You could fill it each time before using the tap.
One of these ideas is stupid, but I'm not sure which one.
alternatively, a sheathed dagger. If you need a knife for anything around the taproom, you could just pull it out.
Or....a pint of beer. You could fill it each time before using the tap.
One of these ideas is stupid, but I'm not sure which one.
Sword hilt. I've got a katana, but it's hand forged and all that so I don't want to dismantle it, but it's handle would make a sweet tap handle.
alternatively, a sheathed dagger. If you need a knife for anything around the taproom, you could just pull it out.
Or....a pint of beer. You could fill it each time before using the tap.
One of these ideas is stupid, but I'm not sure which one.
alternatively, a sheathed dagger. If you need a knife for anything around the taproom, you could just pull it out.
Or....a pint of beer. You could fill it each time before using the tap.
One of these ideas is stupid, but I'm not sure which one.
jgln
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So when you pull down on it would you be using both hands around the back of the head?? Quite a visual there.
jgln
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huntingohio
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bear trap? leghold to be specific
arturo7
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howzaboot an old trumpet?
It'd certainly deter beer snob friends from drinking that keg!
HItransplant
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you guys are cracking my sh*t up. Flo, busy bust and pecker, all in the same sentence... rock on garth. I dont even know what a busy bust is.
funny thing is, the first thing that came to my head was a big dildo.. but I didnt want to seem weird.. haha,
Im not sure what youre talking about... but it sounds cool as hell. I want one:rockin: [quickly switches over to google to look up obol]
HItransplant
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azscoob,
heres one for you. Courtesy of wikipedia:
"According to a nurse in Eubulus' Pamphilus, for the price of an obol, one could obtain a kantharos with a chous of wine, equivalent to about six ounces (three liters).[2]"
although.. im exactly sure on what planet six ounces is equivalent to three liters... pretty sure its not this one.
either way, it always comes back to the brew
heres one for you. Courtesy of wikipedia:
"According to a nurse in Eubulus' Pamphilus, for the price of an obol, one could obtain a kantharos with a chous of wine, equivalent to about six ounces (three liters).[2]"
although.. im exactly sure on what planet six ounces is equivalent to three liters... pretty sure its not this one.
either way, it always comes back to the brew
dataz722
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I bought a friend of mine a bud light tap handle a few years ago when he had a kegerator. I don't really know why but I never gave it to him and just found it while cleaning out some stuff a few days ago and he has since moved away. I am thinking about using it on a barleywine.
You know what I want as a tap handle?
Peyton Manning's throwing arm. Can somebody cut that thing off for me?
Peyton Manning's throwing arm. Can somebody cut that thing off for me?
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lmao!
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How about an old school hand buzzer/shocker? U are really gonna have to want that beer to pull a pint.....
That horn that Harpo Marx always squeezes.
Jota21
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arturo7
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A butt end should be pretty easy. Composite sticks require a wooden insert on top. Buy one of these inserts and some hockey tape and you're good to go. Any pro-shop or sporting good store that sell sells hockey gear will have this.
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