The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

paulthenurse · Aug 10, 2016

Yoop is a dick.

paulthenurse · Aug 10, 2016

Yeager likes dick.

Cape Brewing · Aug 10, 2016

paulthenurse said:
Mmmmmmm. Bacon Stout...

Hey Cape, how come you guys don't brew anything good like that?

Because its stupid.

Do have a big RIS going into barrels this week though.

ThatVideoKid · Aug 10, 2016

paulthenurse said:
Mmmmmmm. Bacon Stout...

Hey Cape, how come you guys don't brew anything good like that?

Have you had belly of the beast from rockingham?

Hoppy2bmerry · Aug 10, 2016

Cape Brewing said:
Zero fux given if you stumble by the taproom. It's an app I use constantly whenever I travel more than 30 miles from my house and I've always had tremendous luck with it. I've had it for years and it's the best buck I've ever spent.

Good, life is easier when we don't take things personally. It's not that I don't want to drink your brews, I just don't want to travel that far from where I'm staying... I'll be there on business. Medusa is close so I'm likely to stop in there.

ThatVideoKid · Aug 10, 2016

Hoppy2bmerry said:
Good, life is easier when we don't take things personally. It's not that I don't want to drink your brews, I just don't want to travel that far from where I'm staying... I'll be there on business. Medusa is close so I'm likely to stop in there.

He seems to be the only place close to where I'm going. I guess I'm **** out of luck :goat:

paulthenurse · Aug 10, 2016

Trillium is close

paulthenurse · Aug 10, 2016

Cape Brewing said:
Zero fux given if you stumble by the taproom.

Is it me or does that have "Butt Hurt" spray painted all over it?

ThatVideoKid · Aug 10, 2016

paulthenurse said:
Trillium is close

Yeah I go to the Boston trillium at least once a week though

Hoppy2bmerry · Aug 10, 2016

ThatVideoKid said:
He seems to be the only place close to where I'm going. I guess I'm **** out of luck [/QUOTE

Still looking for the Masstoberfest invite, huh?

ThatVideoKid · Aug 10, 2016

Hoppy2bmerry said:
ThatVideoKid said:

He seems to be the only place close to where I'm going. I guess I'm **** out of luck [/QUOTE

Still looking for the Masstoberfest invite, huh?

Click to expand...

Nice quote. And nah, that's too much mass

Cape Brewing · Aug 10, 2016

paulthenurse said:
Is it me or does that have "Butt Hurt" spray painted all over it?

Your face is butt hurt

ThatVideoKid · Aug 10, 2016

Cape Brewing said:
Your face is butt hurt

How does your face get butt hurt? Does someone have to sit on it?

Cape Brewing · Aug 10, 2016

If you ever meet Paul... it'll all instantly make sense

TheDudeLebowski · Aug 10, 2016

Good to see Bog expanding. Haven't visited the website in the while but I'm at TPC and Plymouth more than the brewery area.

j1laskey · Aug 10, 2016

Face Butt Hurt
https://www.google.com/search?q=but...=isch&q=butt+fumble+gif&imgrc=oewgfLWCgXu0aM:

HoppyDaze · Aug 10, 2016

This thread should be titled "Bag of Dicks"

paulthenurse · Aug 10, 2016

Cape Brewing said:
If you ever meet Paul... it'll all instantly make sense

Gawd damn, you're funny.

paulthenurse · Aug 10, 2016

HoppyDaze said:
This thread should be titled "Bag of Dicks"

And you can't seem to stay away.

Hmmmmmmm.

ThatVideoKid · Aug 10, 2016

Sounds like someone likes bags of dicks

Yooper · Aug 10, 2016

paulthenurse said:
Yoop is a dick.

You just make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside, you sweet talker, you.

HoppyDaze · Aug 10, 2016

paulthenurse said:
And you can't seem to stay away.

Hmmmmmmm.

It's like a train wreck...I can't look away.

paulthenurse · Aug 10, 2016

Yooper said:
You just make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside, you sweet talker, you.

If I told you that you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

Melana · Aug 10, 2016

paulthenurse said:
If I told you that you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

Wishful thinking perhaps?

Hoppy2bmerry · Aug 10, 2016

paulthenurse said:
If I told you that you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

I would sincerely doubt it.

smurfjuice · Aug 10, 2016

Am i still a dick ?? ...

ThatVideoKid · Aug 10, 2016

smurfjuice said:
Am i still a dick ?? ...

Probably

the_bird · Aug 10, 2016

smurfjuice said:
Am i still a dick ?? ...

The little blue man needs a little blue pill, then he can be a dick again.

Hoppy2bmerry · Aug 10, 2016

smurfjuice said:
Am i still a dick ?? ...

You're a Richard... That's long for Dick.

ThatVideoKid · Aug 10, 2016

the_bird · Aug 10, 2016

Hoppy2bmerry said:
That's long for Dick.

I've heard that before!

Yooper · Aug 10, 2016

paulthenurse said:
If I told you that you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

We tried that, remember? There was an issue with us getting too close, as someone's largest body part kept coming between us.

Melana · Aug 10, 2016

Yooper said:
We tried that, remember? There was an issue with us getting too close, as someone's largest body part kept coming between us.

Bet it wasn't Paulie!

smurfjuice · Aug 10, 2016

:fro: call me ricky :fro:

ThatVideoKid · Aug 10, 2016

Lil Ricky

Cape Brewing · Aug 10, 2016

Yooper said:
We tried that, remember? There was an issue with us getting too close, as someone's largest body part kept coming between us.

I'm surprised you didn't go into orbit around him after getting that close

Yooper · Aug 10, 2016

Cape Brewing said:
I'm surprised you didn't go into orbit around him after getting that close

I didn't really get that close- his belly (the largest body part) was prohibitive.

ThatVideoKid · Aug 10, 2016

Yooper said:
I didn't really get that close- his belly (the largest body part) was prohibitive.

That's the biggest part?

Yooper · Aug 10, 2016

ThatVideoKid said:
That's the biggest part?

From what I could tell. It was supposed to be a hug, but he attempted to rub boobies. We were at least a foot from boob-to-boob contact.

ThatVideoKid · Aug 10, 2016

Yooper said:
From what I could tell. It was supposed to be a hug, but he attempted to rub boobies. We were at least a foot from boob-to-boob contact.

Ah. He's gotta work on getting bigger boobs then

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