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TOP 20 Reasons
You know you're a homebrewer if . . .
If you plan your family vacations by which breweries you can visit.
If you have more airlocks than the international space station.
If you have more kegs than your average fraternity.
If you've kept a log of the temperature in your basement for the past 5 years.
If the presence of a basement was a major factor in the selection of your new home.
If your 5 acre yard is completely mulched with spent grains.
If you have multiple propane tanks but only use charcoal grills.
If you own more stainless steel than your local hospital.
If you have more than two refrigerators.
If you hear someone say "sock hop" and you think they're dyslexic.
If your neighbors think you started a bottle recycling center.
If you name your new puppy "Fuggles" or "Growler".
If you've ever bought a case of beer saying, "I paid for the bottles, the beer comes with them for free."
If someone says they've had a yeast infection and you ask what they were brewing at the time.
If you've ever bought returnable beer bottles with no intention of EVER returning them.
If you've ever used a mop on a ceiling.
If you've ever tried to improve a Budweiser by stirring in a hop pellet.
If you wander through the aisles of the grocery store saying to yourself "I wonder if that would ferment."
If your idea of international diplomacy is combining Belgian yeast with British malts and German hops.
If you measure beer in gallons.
If you plan your family vacations by which breweries you can visit.
If you have more airlocks than the international space station.
If you have more kegs than your average fraternity.
If you've kept a log of the temperature in your basement for the past 5 years.
If the presence of a basement was a major factor in the selection of your new home.
If your 5 acre yard is completely mulched with spent grains.
If you have multiple propane tanks but only use charcoal grills.
If you own more stainless steel than your local hospital.
If you have more than two refrigerators.
If you hear someone say "sock hop" and you think they're dyslexic.
If your neighbors think you started a bottle recycling center.
If you name your new puppy "Fuggles" or "Growler".
If you've ever bought a case of beer saying, "I paid for the bottles, the beer comes with them for free."
If someone says they've had a yeast infection and you ask what they were brewing at the time.
If you've ever bought returnable beer bottles with no intention of EVER returning them.
If you've ever used a mop on a ceiling.
If you've ever tried to improve a Budweiser by stirring in a hop pellet.
If you wander through the aisles of the grocery store saying to yourself "I wonder if that would ferment."
If your idea of international diplomacy is combining Belgian yeast with British malts and German hops.
If you measure beer in gallons.
