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Year I tell ya', YEARS, I have been quaffing coffe product from the spawn of Sataan.
StarBucks! I swear to god the employees get free cocaine for every hour worked because they are too damned hippy happy but, the convienience of a well prepared cup draws me to them day after day.
"Breve' Latte' please. Hold the Latte' and bring it double Breve'. How much? Okay, here's the title to my house. Fair?"
But wait, all the while, I didn't know what else could be ordered but was not on the menu.
"Grind for Gardens please"...."How much" says the hippy fookster ... "How much you got? The truck is a 3/4 ton!"...."Can you come to the back door" he says.
100 pounds in 10 pound bags he loads into the back. Yes, HE loads. And HE thanks ME.
Once done, he says, we have this much nearly every day and it usually goes in the dumpster. We have a few others ask but, only occasionally.
So, I emplore you. If you have a Garden and are often tempted by Sataan in a cup. Get some grinds! And perk them plants up. As per StarBucks website the official typical analysis of the bag-o-mixed grinds is as follows;
Nutrients: Nitrogen=1.45%, Phosphorous=Non detectable, Potassium=1204 micrograms/gram (ug/g), Calcium = 389 ug/g, Magnesium= 448 ug/g, Sulfur=High ug/g (whatever that means).
StarBucks! I swear to god the employees get free cocaine for every hour worked because they are too damned hippy happy but, the convienience of a well prepared cup draws me to them day after day.
"Breve' Latte' please. Hold the Latte' and bring it double Breve'. How much? Okay, here's the title to my house. Fair?"
But wait, all the while, I didn't know what else could be ordered but was not on the menu.
"Grind for Gardens please"...."How much" says the hippy fookster ... "How much you got? The truck is a 3/4 ton!"...."Can you come to the back door" he says.
100 pounds in 10 pound bags he loads into the back. Yes, HE loads. And HE thanks ME.
Once done, he says, we have this much nearly every day and it usually goes in the dumpster. We have a few others ask but, only occasionally.
So, I emplore you. If you have a Garden and are often tempted by Sataan in a cup. Get some grinds! And perk them plants up. As per StarBucks website the official typical analysis of the bag-o-mixed grinds is as follows;
Nutrients: Nitrogen=1.45%, Phosphorous=Non detectable, Potassium=1204 micrograms/gram (ug/g), Calcium = 389 ug/g, Magnesium= 448 ug/g, Sulfur=High ug/g (whatever that means).