Funny things you've overheard about beer

1fast636 said:

What are your videos under cant find them lol

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I think "brettanomyces4now"

popped up on my facebook feed

guy 1"ew is that miller light?"
guy 2"yeah it was on sale "
guy1"on that note time to buy some bud"
guy2" Great idea!!!"

To their credit, maybe when they said "bud" they weren't talking about beer.

If they were, please direct them to the Billy-Klubb youtube.

knowing those two they most defiantly meant beer

wobrien said:

He's making fun of this guy

http://www.youtube.com/embed/YPDTUX_NI3Q?feature=oembed

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LOL do people really watch that garbage. Dude has a punchable face is all im saying.


That B-K bud light review was Hilarious. Loved that hardcore sniffing!

My friends always said my beer gave them diarrhea.

Billy-Klubb said:

I think "brettanomyces4now"

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[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDA9qvaJpF8[/ame]

I lost it at the end.

I'm just guessing here, but if Billy had not destroyed his mucous membrane over the years I believe he could snort a full glass of cellard BL. Which probably beats drinking it.

Billy-Klubb said:

yes it is. I have a few more up as well.

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Good god how did you straight face that whole vid? You've got yourself a new fan. Need more.

j1n said:

I lost it at the end.

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Don't laugh at him, or you'll get it in the berries.[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2I3K-SWWUmU"]get it in the berries[/ame]

At a tavern with 100+ taps:

Girl: "I'll have a Shipyard Pumpkin, with the rim!!!"
Me: *mild facepalm*
Girl to friend: "The bar I was at yesterday put the cinnamon and sugar right into the beer. I liked it better that way!"
Me: *huge facepalm*

Gross.

you guys are awesome! I'm planning another on "fresh IPA".

j1n said:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDA9qvaJpF8

I lost it at the end.

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Apparently he has limited time for beer reviews.

GilSwillBasementBrews said:

Oh yeah sure the old blame it on the inlaws hahahahaha. Just kidding(as I line up for my berry punching from Billy)


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My wife's cousin and friends came up to Pittsburgh for a 21st birthday and were crashing at our place - brought a 30 rack of BL and a handle of vladdy. Apparently they all had a WTF/Randal at big choice video moment when they got here - didn't expect the kegorator and wine rack.

I still have some of the buds on my covered porch if anyone wants them - needed the fridge space to crash a starter .


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brewguyver said:

I still have some of the buds on my covered porch if anyone wants them

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Throw them away in the outside garbage...

W0GWT said:

Throw them away in the outside garbage...

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and miss an opportunity to cellared them for 14 years?!?

I thought you sposed ta smoke buds, not snort em!

Had some friends over on Saturday, and they brought a 12 pack of Coors Light with them. I gave the guy one of my homebrews (an ESB) and explained what it was. He said he'd try. He wasn't overly thrilled at first, but then he went back for a second. We had a nice conversation about beer and brewing, and I explained why "dark beer" isn't something to fear. I think we have a convert on our hands, folks!

Billy-Klubb said:

and miss an opportunity to cellared them for 14 years?!?

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Well played, sir.
Well played indeed.

j1n said:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDA9qvaJpF8

I lost it at the end.

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Hahaha yesss

I keep telling people about the arrangement Russian River and Firestone-Walker made to brew up PTE at Firestone for a bit and people keep asking me "isn't Russian River afraid FSW will steal the recipe?"

opiate82 said:

I keep telling people about the arrangement Russian River and Firestone-Walker made to brew up PTE at Firestone for a bit and people keep asking me "isn't Russian River afraid FSW will steal the recipe?"

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I wish Alchemist would get someone local to me to brew Heady for them!

When you sit and stare, perplexed and amazed, for at least 20 minutes at your yeast starter on the stir plate!

biochemedic said:

When you sit and stare, perplexed and amazed, for at least 20 minutes at your yeast starter on the stir plate!

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Was this meant for the "You know you're a homebrewer when..." thread?

hunter_la5 said:

Was this meant for the "You know you're a homebrewer when..." thread?

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Yes...yes it was... I suppose I could add to the "What are you drinking now" thread that I've had a longneck of 2 year old cyser in anticipation for going to get fresh cider tomorrow, and am now working on a Narwhal....

Oh.my.God. this is amazing.

WOOPS this went into the wrong thread. wtf homebrewtalk app? This was for the what are you drinking thread with a picture attached!!!

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Haha. Awesome

j1n said:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDA9qvaJpF8

I lost it at the end.

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This aroma! The aroma! That aroma!

I'm just really excited about this one and uh.........

HUGE AROOMAAAAAAA
and uhhhhhh

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSiLYqD6nCg[/ame]

"Not even a nut shell, just my nuts." .... not sure I would like to have one of his beers! Watch out for one called dental floss. It is the one with the stray brown and curly.

ubnserved said:

"Not even a nut shell, just my nuts." .... not sure I would like to have one of his beers! Watch out for one called dental floss. It is the one with the stray brown and curly.

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so you don't want to try my Scrote-ish Ale?

Nice! Maybe you should save that one for the ladies. Personally I prefer to have the SWMBO make me a "grilled cheese sandwich".

brandonman said:

I'm just really excited about this one and uh.........

HUGE AROOMAAAAAAA
and uhhhhhh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSiLYqD6nCg

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Thanks brandonman, I think that may have killed some brain cells.

More Billy-klub videos please. Showed my friend the aged bud light one and he laughed so hard he pissed himself. Not figuratively either. He was doing alright until the mango hops.

TheCADJockey said:

More Billy-klub videos please. Showed my friend the aged bud light one and he laughed so hard he pissed himself. Not figuratively either. He was doing alright until the mango hops.

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I have a few ideas. I might do 1 or 2 of them this weekend.

Billy-Klubb said:

I have a few ideas. I might do 1 or 2 of them this weekend.

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The fresh IPA was gold, keep up the good work! :cross:

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Fyrespinner
BTW, I used 4 cups of syrup 2:1 to sweeten, and yes, I am that much of a sweet tooth.... some of my fav's are ice wines, and fruit wines. Merlot and Pino are for cooking only in our household. (Have never found a beer I could even finish one bottle of)

I find that really sad. Someone send him a beer!

Monkeyman 1000
"Buying crappy beer is like buying porn. I feel like I have to have a hoody and dark shades on."

Ain't that the truth!

ubnserved said:

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Fyrespinner
BTW, I used 4 cups of syrup 2:1 to sweeten, and yes, I am that much of a sweet tooth.... some of my fav's are ice wines, and fruit wines. Merlot and Pino are for cooking only in our household. (Have never found a beer I could even finish one bottle of)

I find that really sad. Someone send him a beer!

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Um... no; don't. No sense wasting good beer...

Saw this at a local place this evening...I guess IPAs (nor any of the multiple other non-lagers up on the board) aren't Ales...