Biggest Sissy in the World Tournament - Round 1!!

Let the games begin! There are no new nominations - just list the name of the person that you think would WIN each of every fight! The LOSER advances to the next round.

Ding - Ding - Ding....

Group A
Danny Pintauro (kid from who's the boss) vs. Jim McGreevey
Bobby Trendy vs. Prince Charles
Lawerence Welk vs. Richard Simmons
Al Gore vs. David Spade
Dane Cook vs. George Michael
Geddy Lee vs. Jude Law
Billy Bush vs. Michael Lombardi (Proby from Rescue Me)
Chris Carrabba (Dashboard Confessional lead singer) vs. Tom Green


Group B
Carson Kressley (Queer Eye) vs. Isaiah Washington (from Grey's Anatomy)
John Stossel vs. Pedro Martinez
The Hoff vs. Wayne Newton
Scott Stapp (singer from creed) vs. Woody Allen
Mick Jagger vs. Ralph Nader
Little Richard vs. Prince
Barry Manilow vs. Pee-wee Herman
Billy Corrigan (Smashing Pumpkins) vs. Emo Phillips


Group C
Conan O'Brian vs. J Alexander
Bobby Flay vs. Sean Hayes ("Jack" on Will & Grace)
Ant (comedian) vs. Harry Reid
Gilbert Gottfried vs. Jared Fogle (Subway)
Boy George vs. John Mayer
Elton John vs. Michael Jackson
David Bowie vs. David Hyde Pierce ("Niles" on Frasier)
Al Roker (today show) vs. Peter Cetera

Group D
Clay Aiken (American Idol) vs. Lance Bass (In-Sync)
Hugh Grant vs. Paul Lynde
Justin Timberlake vs. Ryan Seacrest (American Idol)
Andy Dick vs. Urkel
Jimmy Carter vs. Tom Cruise
Peter King vs. Dustin Diamond (Screech - Saved by the Bell)
Nicholas Cage vs. Simon Cowell
Taran Noah Smith (the youngest son on Home Improvement) vs. Chuck Norris

My votes for Winners

Group A
Jim McGreevey
Prince Charles
Richard Simmons
David Spade
George Michael
Geddy Lee
Michael Lombardi (Proby from Rescue Me)
Tom Green


Group B
Isaiah Washington (from Grey's Anatomy)
Pedro Martinez
The Hoff
Scott Stapp (singer from creed)
Mick Jagger
Prince
Pee-wee Herman
Emo Phillips


Group C
Conan O'Brian
Sean Hayes ("Jack" on Will & Grace)
Harry Reid
Jared Fogle (Subway)
John Mayer
Elton John
David Bowie
Al Roker (today show)

Group D
Lance Bass (In-Sync)
Hugh Grant
Justin Timberlake
Urkel
Tom Cruise
Dustin Diamond (Screech - Saved by the Bell)
Nicholas Cage
Chuck Norris

rdwj said:

Let the games begin! There are no new nominations - just list the name of the person that you think would WIN each of every fight! The LOSER advances to the next round.

Ding - Ding - Ding....

Group A
Jim McGreevey
Prince Charles
Richard Simmons
Al Gore
George Michael
Geddy Lee
Billy Bush
Tom Green


Group B
Isaiah Washington (from Grey's Anatomy)
Pedro Martinez
The Hoff
Scott Stapp
Ralph Nader
Little Richard
Pee-wee Herman
Billy Corrigan


Group C
Conan O'Brian
Bobby Flay
Ant (comedian)
Jared Fogle (Subway)
John Mayer
Michael Jackson
David Bowie
Al Roker

Group D
Lance Bass (In-Sync)
Hugh Grant
Justin Timberlake
Andy Dick
Tom Cruise
Dustin Diamond (Screech - Saved by the Bell)
Simon Cowell
Chuck Norris

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my votes for WINNERS:

Group A
Danny Pintauro
Prince Charles
Richard Simmons
Al Gore
Dane Cook
Geddy Lee
Billy Bush
Tom Green


Group B
Isaiah Washington (from Grey's Anatomy)
John Stossel
Wayne Newton
Scott Stapp
Mick Jagger
Prince
Barry Manilow
Emo Phillips


Group C
J Alexander
Bobby Flay
Harry Reid
Gilbert Gottfried
John Mayer
Elton John
David Bowie
Al Roker

Group D
Lance Bass (In-Sync)
Hugh Grant
Ryan Seacrest (American Idol)
Andy Dick
Jimmy Carter
Dustin Diamond (Screech - Saved by the Bell)
Simon Cowell
Chuck Norris[/QUOTE]

We have a few 'ringers' floating around...Al Gore is a big dude, Chuck Norris can beat almost anybody, Conan Obrien is like 6'7", Jared from subway is like 300 lbs and the Screetch dude is pretty big now too...

Ivan Lendl said:

We have a few 'ringers' floating around...Al Gore is a big dude, Chuck Norris can beat almost anybody, Conan Obrien is like 6'7", Jared from subway is like 300 lbs and the Screetch dude is pretty big now too...

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They shouldn't be around long - losers advance

Group A
Jim McGreevey
Bobby Trendy
Lawerence Welk
David Spade
Dane Cook
Geddy Lee
Michael Lombardi (Proby from Rescue Me)
Chris Carrabba (Dashboard Confessional lead singer)


Group B
Isaiah Washington (from Grey's Anatomy)
John Stossel
Wayne Newton
Woody Allen
Ralph Nader
Little Richard
Barry Manilow
Emo Phillips


Group C
Conan O'Brian
Bobby Flay
Harry Reid
Gilbert Gottfried
John Mayer
Elton John
David Bowie
Al Roker

Group D
Clay Aiken (American Idol)
Paul Lynde
Justin Timberlake
Andy Dick
Jimmy Carter
Peter King
Simon Cowell
Chuck Norris

Winners:

Group A
Jim McGreevey
Prince Charles
Richard Simmons (since Welk is dead)
Al Gore
George Michael
Geddy Lee
Billy Bush
Chris Carrabba


Group B
Isaiah Washington (from Grey's Anatomy)
John Stossel
The Hoff
Scott Stapp
Mick Jagger
Little Richard (he’d kick the purple one’s butt for stealing lots of his act)
Barry Manilow
Billy Corrigan


Group C
Conan O'Brian
Bobby Flay
Ant
Gilbert Gottfried
John Mayer
Elton John (especially on a Saturday night ‘cause Saturday night’s alright, alright, alright)
David Bowie
Al Roker

Group D
Clay Aiken (American Idol) vs. Lance Bass (In-Sync) –I’m calling it a draw!
Hugh Grant (b/c Paul Lynde is dead)
Ryan Seacrest (American Idol)
Urkel
Jimmy Carter
Peter King
Nicholas Cage
Taran Noah Smith

My vote for winners:
Group A
Danny Pintauro (kid from who's the boss)
Bobby Trendy
Richard Simmons
David Spade
Dane Cook
Jude Law
Michael Lombardi (Proby from Rescue Me)
Tom Green


Group B
Isaiah Washington (from Grey's Anatomy)
Pedro Martinez
Wayne Newton
Woody Allen
Ralph Nader
Little Richard
Barry Manilow vs. Pee-wee Herman - tie! (and what a fight to see!)
Billy Corrigan (Smashing Pumpkins)


Group C
J Alexander
Bobby Flay
Harry Reid
Gilbert Gottfried
John Mayer
Elton John (he'd make Michael bleed!)
David Bowie
Al Roker (today show)

Group D
Lance Bass (In-Sync)
Hugh Grant
Justin Timberlake vs. Ryan Seacrest (American Idol) - another tie, though it would be a pitiful match of hair pulling and scratching. Sad...
Urkel
Jimmy Carter
Peter King
Nicholas Cage
Chuck Norris

Group A
Jim McGreevey
Prince Charles
Lawerence Welk
David Spade
Dane Cook
Geddy Lee
Michael Lombardi
Chris Carrabba (I detest tom green)

Group B
Isaiah Washington
Pedro Martinez
The Hoff
Scott Stapp
The Ralph
Little Richard
Pee-wee Herman
Billy Corgan

Group C
Conan O'Brian
Sean Hayes
Harry Reid (ant would piss himself)
Jared Fogle
John Mayer
Elton John
David Bowie
Peter Cetera

Group D
Lance Bass
Paul Lynde (btw he's dead)
Ryan Seacrest
Urkel
Jimmy Carter
Dustin Diamond
Nicholas Cage
The Norris

My Picks

Group A

Jim McGreevey
Bobby Trendy
Lawrence Welk
Al Gore
Dane Cook
Jude Law
Michael Lombardi
Tom Green (dude is wirey)

Group B
Isaiah Washington
John Stossel
Wayne Newton
Scott Stapp
Mick Jagger
Prince
Pee-wee Herman
Billy Corrigan

Group C
Conan O'Brien
Bobby Flay
Ant
Jared Fogle
John Mayer
Elton John
David Bowie
Al Roker

Group D
Lance Bass
Hugh Grant
Justin Timerlake
Andy Dick
Tom Cruise
Peter King
Nicholas Cage
Chuck Norris

Some of these were huge mismatches and others were tough to call - pretty similar to a real bracket, nice job rdwj.

Glad we have google image search...

rdwj said:

Let the games begin! There are no new nominations - just list the name of the person that you think would WIN each of every fight! The LOSER advances to the next round.

Ding - Ding - Ding....

Group A
Danny Pintauro
Prince Charles
Lawerence Welk
Al Gore
Dane Cook
Jude Law
Michael Lombardi
Tom Green


Group B
Isaiah Washington
Pedro Martinez
Wayne Newton
Scott Stapp
Mick Jagger
Little Richard
Barry Manilow
Billy Corrigan


Group C
Conan O'Brian
Bobby Flay
Harry Reid
Jared Fogle
John Mayer
Elton John
David Bowie
Al Roker

Group D
Lance Bass
Hugh Grant
Justin Timberlake
Urkel
Jimmy Carter
Peter King
Nicholas Cage
Chuck Norris

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It was an amazing first round of sissified fight action folks!

Here are the results of the first round!!

Group A
McGreevey handily defeats the extremely wimpy Danny Pintauro
Prince Charles crowns the lady-like Bobby Trendy
Welk loses to Simmons, but Richard Simmons advances for beating up a dead guy!
Gore successfully cools off David Spade in an early upset
Dane Cook, in the first funny moment of his career tops George Michael
Geddy Lee pounds Jude Law into submission
Michael Lombardi easily defeats Billy Bush
Tom Green gets the victory over Chris Carrabba (Dashboard Confessional lead singer)

Group B
Isaiah Washington destroys Carson Kressley in one of the most lopsided fights
Martinez proves to be John Stossel’s daddy
Wayne Newton edges out The Hoff
Scott Stapp beats himself into submission as Woody Allen forces him to watch his latest film
Mick Jagger makes sure Ralph Nader remains on the board for another round
Little Richard takes out Prince in a HUGE upset
Barry Manilow edges Pee-wee Herman in the closest bout of the first round
Billy Corrigan wins over the slightly wimpier Emo Phillips


Group C
Conan “The Barbarian” O'Brian smashes J Alexander
Bobby Flay gets the victory over Sean Hayes ("Jack" on Will & Grace)
Harry Reid defeats Ant
The still quite doughy Jared Fogle (Subway) earns a victory over Gilbert Gottfried
John Mayer destroys Boy George and immediately runs to the clinic to get tested
Elton John is out early after defeating tournament favorite Michael Jackson
David Bowie handily defeats David Hyde Pierce ("Niles" on Frasier)
Al Roker sits on Peter Cetera's head to earn a victory

Group D
Lance Bass exits early with a win over the not –yet-out-of-the-closet Clay Aiken
Hugh Grant defeats the deceased Paul Lynde, but remains alive in the competition
Justin Timberlake slaps around Ryan Seacrest (American Idol) to exit the competition
Urkel proves to be tougher than Andy Dick – who probably wanted to be beaten anyway
In a big upset, Jimmy Carter easily defeats “the Scientology strong-man” Tom Cruise
Peter King gets a win over Dustin Diamond (Screech - Saved by the Bell) despite the fact that Diamond is actually a pretty big guy and holds a black belt – go figure.
Nicholas Cage gives Simon Cowell a beatdown
Chuck Norris almost kills Taran Noah Smith (the youngest son on Home Improvement)

Round 2 - Coming soon!!!

i would just like to add it's Billy Corgan not Corrigan... not that it matters