A VERY SERIOUS Poll about bears
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cheezydemon3
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Oh crap. My stud Grizzly, Kewalski, a 15 foot monster of a bear, broke loose and got into the zombie pen. I have a couple of torsos, but realistically the Zed ranch is a total loss.
That isn't the problem. Problem is, he was bitten, no question. Zombie horse we had a few years back was incredibly hard to put down, this bad boy will be a 1 bear apocalypse.
Anyone seen him? Horrific as this incident could be, I am drooling at the thought of a Dry limbed Zombie bear brew. Imagine it......
That isn't the problem. Problem is, he was bitten, no question. Zombie horse we had a few years back was incredibly hard to put down, this bad boy will be a 1 bear apocalypse.
Anyone seen him? Horrific as this incident could be, I am drooling at the thought of a Dry limbed Zombie bear brew. Imagine it......
Leave the Zom-bears alone. They are bad mojo.
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cheezydemon3
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Thanks Drunkle, but did I mention I'M A FREAKING DEMON????
Bad mojo is what I eat on my toast.
Bad mojo is what I eat on my toast.
Is that what they make Vegemite out of? Sure tastes like it.
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cheezydemon3
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Strangely, I think it is mostly yeast.....
jerrodm
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And salt...lots and lots of salt.
i thought it was mostly zombie leftovers. as in, what is left over after you blow their heads off.
Whattawort
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Found him in a dumpster behind Chuck-E-Cheez (don't ask why I was there). Hope you don't mind that I pilfered a leg. You know I can't resist dry-limbed brewing and the idea of a zom-bear beer was too good to pass up on. I left his carcass on old HWY 666 just past the crossroads if you want to go pick it up.
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cheezydemon3
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GOT HIM!!!!
Thanks. Consider the leg a finders fee, and thanks for averting a massacre at chuck e cheese, how many effers would suddenly get the good idea if that hit the front pages?
What did you take him out with? Quite a mess!
Whattawort
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Happened to have my Desert Eagle on me when I ran across him. Lucky thing too. I actually hate that gun, but SWMBO took my beloved .357 mag. The interesting part was that I had a hodge podge of ammo in the magazine. I think there were some hollow points, full metal jackets, and some wadcutters. Not sure which round took him out, but I emptied the magazine on him. I know he took a full metal jacketed hollow point to the snout, but he kept coming at me. That wasn't very pretty.
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cheezydemon3
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Yeah bears have a much smaller brain. Possible to take off most of the head when zombified and still have it lumbering around.
Good work!
Whattawort
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So what are you gonna do with what's left of him? I guess he still has most of 3 legs left and a partial torso. Make sure you bleed him out completely before you add it to the wort. You think pedo/lacto infections look bad? You aint seen nothin' until you have a zed infection. There's no racking from under that shiat.
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cheezydemon3
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Oh I have plenty of experience with that!
First I need to re-populate my stable with my enemies (zombified)........and make it bear-proof
Then I shall make 60 or so gallons of the zed bear ale......maybe consider infecting a couple more bears......PM me if you want in on helping with security and a cut of the commercial sales!
First I need to re-populate my stable with my enemies (zombified)........and make it bear-proof
Then I shall make 60 or so gallons of the zed bear ale......maybe consider infecting a couple more bears......PM me if you want in on helping with security and a cut of the commercial sales!
Whattawort
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Oh I have plenty of experience with that!
First I need to re-populate may stable with my enemies (zombified)........and make it bear-proof
Then I shall make 60 or so gallons of the zed bear ale......maybe consider infecting a couple more bears......PM me if you want in on helping with security and a cut of the commercial sales!
I think the market might be a little narrow, but I'm sure there's money to be made. The question is if you can make enough to cover the cost of security and equipment. I'll invest a few farm conicals and a dozen gallons of my proprietary zed infused yeast to the project. I'm sure I could rig a gun mounted perimeter system. You're covering the ammo cost though. After seeing how many rounds it took to drop your bear, there's no way I could front that cost.
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cheezydemon3
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Sweet Jesus! Best thread in recent memory.
SO MUCH good bear lore.
SO MUCH good bear lore.
SmokeNbrew
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Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica. Fact.
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cheezydemon3
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Bears Beets Battlestar Galactica.....truth.
Well this a puzzler! The burning question on everyone's mind is: The new "BEST SHOW EVER" Battlestar galactica or the "Old Piece of steaming crap" BSG?
Either way your statement is interesting.
Well this a puzzler! The burning question on everyone's mind is: The new "BEST SHOW EVER" Battlestar galactica or the "Old Piece of steaming crap" BSG?
Either way your statement is interesting.
What is going on here?!
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cheezydemon3
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That is why I am intrigued.
My theory? either he is a Hybrid from BSG rattling off random **** that actually somehow means something, OR........He is confusing me with Creamygoodness and intertwining our award winning threads.
creamcheezy goodness?
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CreamyGoodness
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Why do I suddenly have an urge for a bagel with creamcheese?
Or maybe a cucumber sandwich.
Or maybe a cucumber sandwich.
cucumbers are a pain in the ass.
CreamyGoodness
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Speak for yourself!
Erm... nevermind...
Erm... nevermind...
to peel, i mean.
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cheezydemon3
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Who in the hell peels cucumbers? I am pretty sure that all of the nutritional value is in the peel.
Cucumber on a sub is fantastic.
Also peeled cucumbers attract narwhals. talk about a PITA.
CreamyGoodness
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Narwhals are awesome.
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what kind of cheap-ass salad bars have you been hitting up?
any place that doesn't serve peeled cucumbers in their salad bar isn't worthy of the narwhals it invariably attracts.
HawksBrewer
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This thread was epic and hilarious. It should've been locked and thrown in the dungeon w/ the EAC thread long ago.
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cheezydemon3
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Guessing you also peel your potatoes? I am disgusted!
I would tell you to get the stick out of your ass, but it is obviously attached to a fekking narwhal!!
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