The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

Wow!!! That’s fascinating!! Tell us more!!

HoppyDaze said:

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“You’re”.

“Your” signifies some sort of ownership, as in, “that is your beer over there.”

Somebody's knickers a little tight? Jeezuz, lighten up, Francis. You should go to Meheco with Hoppy and relax a little. Maybe strap a tank on and dive. I've seen you do it, you're not terrible.

Pretty sure Cape is right. English was invented in New England, so he should know. It’s not called washintish.

bluemoose said:

Pretty sure Cape is right. English was invented in New England, so he should know. It’s not called washintish.

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BOOOOOM!!!

Preach brutha

Oddly enough, despite English being invented in New England, the rest of the country doesn’t use the word Belichick as a synonym for an omnipotent being.

i like it, using big words like omnipotent that hoppy will have to google to know the meaning

It’s the little things in life that bring you such joy. I’m sitting at a light next to a kid on a moped. He’s wearing a Wehrmacht helmet, wife beater and smoking a blunt. He revs the engine the whole time we’re at the light. Light turns green and he peels out and goes the first 100 yards doing a wheelie. On his moped. You know, because he’s a badass and wants everyone to know.

Then his cell phone fell out of his pocket and the car behind him ran it over.

I’ll be grinning all night.

Made up story

You’re a made up story.

Great come-back game in the Bronx tonight. Combined 2 hit shutout for Sox pitching, 11 runs on the board for the offense.
I love it when a stadium full of Yanqui fans has to put up with a few thousand brave Sox fans going nuts all night long

Rubber game tomorrow. Hopefully Price is up to it...

Cheers!

Borrrrrrrrrring

Cape Brewing said:

Borrrrrrrrrring

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Douuuuuuuuuchebag.

No... I’m just not 87 years old and prefer sports that’s best feature isn’t “it’s wonderful to sleep to”.

Do they televise your hop-scotch league games?

If they did it would be more exciting

Why are you wasting your precious time chatting with us? Don’t you have an empire to run?

Hitting the Bloody Mary table brunch at the Mile Marker for a 4:00 tee time might not have been a good idea

Am I late? English is actually a Germanic language.

Love the Mike Marker. Dove off Fran Marcoux’s boat Daybreaker for years. Great guys.
Bloody Mary’s make marvelous swing oil.

HBcon 19 is going to be in Providence so I decided to search some the local breweries. I did submit for RI breweries, but I guess the list was too short and they tossed in neighbors to round it out. Congrats Cape, a little economically depressed state has claimed you as one of their own.

In reality, Homebrew Con should go to a place with few breweries....

It's supposed to be about homebrewing, not commerical brewing.

Though at all the NHC's I've attended (4 or 5, I forget), I've drank far more commercial beer than homebrewed beer.

Hoppy2bmerry said:

[...]Congrats Cape, a little economically depressed state has claimed you as one of their own.

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That sounds about right.

Wait - you mean Norton is in Massachusetts?!

Armpit of the state

Hey wait a minute... Don’t you live in Norton? And doesn’t Cape live there too?

Oh. Ohhhhhh. I get it..

But you’ve both got wicked pissah double wides. Sweet cribs.

We are plotting PTN ...

Hey Happy Independence Day, Massholes. It started here.

Hopefully it doesn’t end here

Have a good one, and don't blow off your beer drinking hand. As for me I'm comfy with the Boston Pops on Bloomburg. Cheers

Enjoy lass, goot stuff, ...

So for the past week the f’ing hair in my left nostril has been making me crazy. It’s not like it’s growing wild or I have a bush sprouting out my nose but it’s brushing against the other side of the inside of my nostril and itching like crazy.

^^ Could be worse, you could be watching soccer.

Watching the powerhouse KC literally shell David Price.

Price still scarred by the Yanquis slaughter...

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Ok, the offense pulls ahead by a run. Does Price come out for the bottom of the 5th?
Yup...
[again]
Baseball Justice is Price getting a no-decision in a game the Sox ended up effin' pummeling the opposition...

Price sux. I don’t ever remember disliking a guy on the team as much as I dislike him. He makes JD Drew seem like a great guy.

Apparently Brian over at Strange Brew will have his micro up by the end of July...

Is the location in or near the shop?

Hoppy2bmerry said:

Is the location in or near the shop?

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The Strange Brew (ery) will be in the same location.

@kdpine thanks for the info.