Looking for a good beer

I am an entrepreneur and I am looking for a local home brewer. I have a great marketing and business plan for 5 beers. Just no beer yet. I live in the Lakeland area and would like to meet you. Please message back. .

I have five beers kegged. Give me money!

Lakeland area...

What State?

There will be licensing and tax issues of course.

Florida, I am aware of the listens and tax issues.

Starting a brewery? Man, if only we homebrewers had thought of that on our own. Thanks for the business opportunity!

Kinda starting a brewery. I assume that you tried and failed, is that why it sounds like a ridicules idea? Just want to speak with a local brewer that would like to see some expansion.

Too bad you said local. I have great brews and a great location, just need to find someone with some bucks to put in it. ( always ye hard part ).

coonhound53 said:

Kinda starting a brewery. I assume that you tried and failed, is that why it sounds like a ridicules idea? Just want to speak with a local brewer that would like to see some expansion.

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This is one of the more bizarre threads I've seen on this site...

NightHawk said:

Too bad you said local. I have great brews and a great location, just need to find someone with some bucks to put in it. ( always ye hard part ).

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My thoughts exactly! OP, why not relocate? The rest will be history...

evrose said:

This is one of the more bizarre threads I've seen on this site...

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Agree! Seems fishy

I have a great business idea too: build a machine that can predict winning lottery numbers. Now I just need someone who can build it. If anyone can do that, get in contact with me and I'll do all the hard work.

Seems legit to me.

In order to process my $100,000 investment, you just need to send $2,000...

coonhound53 said:

Kinda starting a brewery. I assume that you tried and failed, is that why it sounds like a ridicules idea? Just want to speak with a local brewer that would like to see some expansion.

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What's ridiculous is that you can't spell "ridiculous" but you think you can fool a brewer who makes good beer but can't figure out how to expand into making money for you.

Is ridicules a greek god?

I'm wondering how the OP can have a business and marketing plan when he doesn't have a product.

Come on guys, this is just a simple Nigerian Prince who wants to spend his money financing a brewery in Florida...Help a brother out, why don't you!?

Schmutzie said:

In order to process my $100,000 investment, you just need to send $2,000...

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-What he said.
I would think someone with plenty of money to invest in a brewery would have some command of the English language, or at least spell check.

Denny said:

I'm wondering how the OP can have a business and marketing plan when he doesn't have a product.

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Pfft... details.

Damn, you all ripped me into shreds... Is anyone brewing beer in L-Town? I will go over details later.

coonhound53 said:

Damn, you all ripped me into shreds... Is anyone brewing beer in L-Town? I will go over details later.

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L-Town?

Dude, seriously, you're not exactly presenting a professional image that screams "Invest in me!". To be brutally honest, you come across sounding like a high school dropout who's got an idea to make "mad stacks, yo!". You really should consider cultivating a more professional persona if you want people to take you seriously.

Just a thought...

Thanks for the advice. Do you live in L Town. And I did grad. high school

I live in Sketchytown.

Also known as S-Town!

coonhound53 said:

And I did grad. high school

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Oh, well... that changes everything.