If Beer Wars was a video game.......

How would it play?

I envision it to be Doom like as you fight your way through the brewery, as Sam C, knocking off mutant slave employees, killing them all with cloying sweetness, from a Beer Gun loaded with upgradeable rounds of DFH beers. Finally, making your way into the board room where you arm your "Randall" to level the compound in a hop foam explosion. the end scene shows a valiant Sam carrying (that other brewer chick from BBC) in his arms.........