The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

get her inflatable bumpers for the car, might save a little on the damage

Ok, I'll be the voice of reason here...

(Stop farking laughing, you D'bags, I'm being semi-serious.)

She has proven she can't drive. The woman leaves more carnage in her wake than a farkin' Japanese tsunami. Why in the farkin' world would you want to give her the UNDAMAGED car so she can add that to her list of broken hearts? Seriously? The biatch drives like she's Rapid Freakin' Roy, the Stock Car Boy. How many cars must die before you buy her a $500.00 El Dorado and turn her loose? Seriously? I'm only being your friend here. Your insurance agent has her picture on his dartboard. He has a voodoo doll that looks curiously like her. And YOU are feeding the farkin' flames.

Save yourself!

I know a guy who has a '74 Continental that is mint, Sorta. Want his number?

PTN

Uhhhhh Shannon?

If Jay shows you this post my defense is that I finished a course in Public Health tonight with Florence the Farkin' Hun as the professor and I've had a few to celebrate my C- final grade.

If he doesn't show it to you than I redact this post.

Paulie, you've been outed.

What is really weird is you finding that Dear Abby-ism.

I will say this though, there aren't many woman who can look hot and sexy standing on the stern of a dive boat wearing a drysuit and 20 pounds of lead and the obligatory pair of fins. I'm lucky to be married to one who can. Fortunately the fins stay in the dive bag between dives.

Actually, it kind of makes sense now.

the_bird said:

Video Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o70z5wzExMU

Actually, it kind of makes sense now.

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Always made sense to me.

Bird I kind of agree with Paul on this. Why in the hell would you put her in your undamaged vehicle???

bird,

Have you ever gone by the auto body shop where she takes the car? I'm betting it the auto body equivalent of Hooters for woman. It's not possible to be that bad a driver. She HAS to be sandbagging you. C'mon. Every six months she gets into an accident that's just bothersome enough that she has to bring the car to the shop. And she never even chips a fingernail?

Lets face it, you're fugly as hell. She's just checkin' out the auto mechanic eye candy! I applaud the woman. Way to play the game, birdette!

Yeah.... no. And I'm the one who deals with the auto shop! As to her going in my (undamaged) car... it's an '04 Element with ~130k miles that I've beat the living **** out of treating it like a pickup. I'm not that worried.

Her insurance premiums must be AWESOME to pay.

the_bird said:

Yeah.... no. And I'm the one who deals with the auto shop! As to her going in my (undamaged) car... it's an '04 Element with ~130k miles that I've beat the living **** out of treating it like a pickup. I'm not that worried.

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Does the auto body guy at least take you out on the boat you bought him?

Cape Brewing said:

Her insurance premiums must be AWESOME to pay.

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Don't you friggin' know it...

And, yeah, he might takes me out on his boat but he's no Jacqueline Bisset!

Maybe in your eyes...

Ah. Gotta love The Deep. And thank Gawd,
at least Paulie didn't ask us "Do ya wanna go dive naked?"


I almost drowned. NO. I almost Drowned. No. NO. NNNNOOO. I ALMOST DROWN..DED...

Everything looks 30% bigger underwater. Ya Baby!!!

Must.... not... make.... gut..... joke.... But... so... easy

Cape Brewing said:

Must.... not... make.... gut..... joke.... But... so... easy

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Don't hold back! I already know what your going to say but it's always funny to read.

DakotaRules said:

Don't hold back! I already know what your going to say but it's always funny to read.

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Sweet Mother of God!!!
It's pretty hard to understand what you're mumbling because you have your mouth pretty full of Cape's isthmus.

Edelman out for the season *&%&@#%^%!!!!!!


... and I was about to say dig Deion's home number out of the trash but noooo Donte's return. Clear the streets!

TheDudeLebowski said:

Edelman out for the season *&%&@#%^%!!!!!!

... and I was about to say dig Deion's home number out of the trash but noooo Donte's return. Clear the streets!

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Farrrrrrrrrrrk!

Meh... Not even a bump in the road.

Train kept a rollin'
All night long.

Train kept a rollin'
All night long.

D &C just reported the Sox signed a guy named Rico Petrocelli for six years and 40 million bucks. We're so screwed. And I love Rico. I caddied for him from1973-77

I was an infant during that time.

Damn. You're old.

Was that back when left field sloped uphill?

.... and poor Paulie couldnt even buy a beer at Fenway.. You know.. With it being Prohibition and all

Building Inspector just left the brewery for our final inspection. We passed. He just has to process a document and we are officially open. Should be a couple of days.

I was just down the road from there golfing two weeks ago. I meant to do a drive by as I was passing the square. You need to update google map's Street View. Looks like your Blueberry Ale had a failure:


[ame="http://maps.google.com/maps?q=33+west+main+st,+norton,+ma&hl=en&ll=41.965298,-71.189861&spn=0.011823,0.016544&sll=41.965332,-71.189824&layer=c&cbp=13,228.08,,0,-0.11&cbll=41.965361,-71.189789&hnear=33+W+Main+St,+Norton,+Massachusetts+02766&t=m&z=16&iwloc=A&panoid=W9_3CMegVfPbrsE_rgLWTw"]The Great Bog Iron Blueberry Ale Explosion 2012[/ame]

How are people getting our address? Are we "googleable"? I don't think it is on our website

I can probably check it out myself huh?

Hoppy gave me $5 to give him the location. Something about the football thread surprise.

Got the address from the website when someone asked where it was located in the forum section. Actually you're on Yelp because you're LLC'd with the govt.

Gotcha... Matt is working on the new website... and takin' he sweet azz time doin' it I don't mind tellin' ya.

looks cool so far, we just need to get it finished.

www.bogironbrewing.com/newsite

thats good that you guys will be open soon. i may have to take the trek from New Haven once you are in full swing...

I still haven't given up the idea that i dont live in mass anymore. I have yet to change my license, but i guess i need to do it this week considering my mass license expires in 2 weeks. oh well.

You're thinking about driving to The Bog from Connecticut? Seriously? Sheeeeet, I live in the next town and I consider it a waste of gas to go by there. Save the polar bears and stay home. You'll be glad you did.

Yeah but Paulie... HE can probably fit through the front door so it is worth it for HIM.

bless the polar bear. I'm driving there from AZ.

I dunno if you could handle these beers Az... We've put our own spin on them.

Cape Brewing said:

I dunno if you could handle these beers Az... We've put our own spin on them.

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Is it a vegetal spin like the new brewery here?

.... only in our Cooked Corn Porter. Its a seasonal

I dont think ive been in enough of this thread to get everything going on here haha...

We'll put it this way...its likely a waste of gas, and itd be arguable if i could fit through the door, but what the fu*k why not try haha