Dear Snog Tee Girl

Dear Snog Tee Girl,
It's been weeks now since I first noticed you staring at me from the top of the page every day when I come to HBT. I have always said hi, and waved, but you just keep smiling and staring at me, with that beautifully tight black tee shirt, that apparently has some typo on it. I've gone looking for you at snorgtees, but when I can't find you there, I remember that it's not possible to be in two places at once, and I rush back to HBT. I don't know how you always seem to come up when I'm on HBT, but thank you for that, and for not just being some picture in an ad.

In some ways, it kind of freaks me out that you're only looking at me, as I know there are a lot of other guys on HBT that have noticed you, but I appreciate you're attention- I'm not sure how you're doing that, as I always thought that there wasn't a camera in my computer screen, but then again, computers have always been smarter than me. (I hope you weren't looking too close last night when I was really trying to get your attention, but that's a different story).

Please PM me at your earliest convenience, and I'll be more than happy to help you design your next t-shirt.

She stares at me as well. Those perky things... I keep trying to find the typo as well and get distracted. Damn ADD...

Which girl is it? There are QUITE a few each with their own weird Internet cult-following.

I have brought up the t-shirt model phenom in another thread. Takes my breath away.

Mr. Jackson, there is nothing weird about the cult following those girls have. Hot women with perky breasts in tight tee shirts that suggest they might laugh at my lame jokes staring suggestively at me? Yeah, I can handle that. I wonder how long that marketing meeting took.

Ok, how do I turn the ads back on??

Hmm, adblock has been a staple of my chrome addons. This is making me reconsider.

Which one?

SpookyAlmond said:

Hmm, adblock has been a staple of my chrome addons. This is making me reconsider.

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Ha ha. I was like "What ads are they talking about? I don't see any ads."

Thanks adblocker

I think there is another Brunette not shown here.

Needs more research.

Hmmmm interesting .... yes I plan to do some thorough research on this topic this weekend alright, probably leading to some drunken rambling posts. ^^ that one in the bikini bottom up there ... nice.

The t-shirt ad I see the most is a scraggly looking guy with a beard winking at me. Just figured it was a self portrait of most of the people on here.

I want a Snorg T shirt girl too!! Can I have Silent But Deadly up ^there?

This one.

Oh snorg tees..... <sigh>

I'm still hoping the red headed ninja is about to sneak up on me next time I refresh the page!

Wow, you guys can all have your own SnogTee girl, while the original one will still stare only at me. She's a feisty young brunette that only wears one tight black tee, that apparently has some kind of typo on it. She would never wear a shirt with "poop" on it, and I feel sorry for all of you with ad blockers.

Hell, how will you possibly get email alerts from Nigeria?

I still haven't gotten a PM from MY Snogtee girl. I think one of the mods must have intercepted it.

Where's the complaint box on here?

nhwrecker said:

Wow, you guys can all have your own SnogTee girl, while the original one will still stare only at me. She's a feisty young brunette that only wears one tight black tee, that apparently has some kind of typo on it. She would never wear a shirt with "poop" on it, and I feel sorry for all of you with ad blockers.

Hell, how will you possibly get email alerts from Nigeria?

I still haven't gotten a PM from MY Snogtee girl. I think one of the mods must have intercepted it.

Where's the complaint box on here?

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Since we're fellow scuba guys, mayhap we can share sometimes, no? Silent But Deadly Redhead Ninja is hot, but I like brunettes too!

But hey, there's another Redhead now!! The banner at the top of my page, I Can't Brain Today, I Have Dumb! I think Snorg heard me typing about liking Redheaded Snorg girls!!

nhwrecker said:

Wow, you guys can all have your own SnogTee girl, while the original one will still stare only at me. She's a feisty young brunette that only wears one tight black tee, that apparently has some kind of typo on it.

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This is the original Snorg tees girl. Sorry.

It's Sheena for me. What can I say, I got a thing for Brunettes! Ok, maybe Krystal too...

Sigh. Another lunch hour wasted.

Blasphemy all you want- I know an original HBT SnorgTee girl when I see one, or rather, when she sees me (Hi again, Snorgtee girl!)



and if you can see her now, it's because she knows I'm not the jealous type, and I allow her to look at other HBT'ers too.

And why do I keep hearing over and over again, the old J Geils tune, My Angel is a Centerfold?

She looks like trouble to me... I like trouble.

Waitaminute... I have no ad blocker, but I only get ads from beer supply vendors, or sometimes, Amazon.

I also enjoy funny tee shirts! Am I doing something wrong???

Maybe try going to snorgtees site, putting a shirt in your cart, but don't check out. Now big G will know you were interested in them and you'll see their ads from time to time no matter what site you're on.

I want to catch them all!

homebrewdad said:

I also enjoy funny tee shirts! Am I doing something wrong???

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Obviously. First, you just insulted Snorgtee girl. She would never wear funny t-shirts. All of her wardrobe is full of tasteful (if a bit tight) garb.

And I already said, she's only looking at me.

nhwrecker said:

And I already said, she's only looking at me.

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Once you sober up you'll see its really me she's looking at.

You guys know that there's naked women doing $hit you could never imagine, for free, on the interwebs right?

GarageDweller said:

You guys know that there's naked women doing $hit you could never imagine, for free, on the interwebs right?

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What, Whaaaaaa? Where are these interwebs that you speak of? :cross:

NordeastBrewer77 said:

I want to catch them all!

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+1 for Pokemon reference.


Nice advice, all. Hello, shopping cart!

Oh, and GarageDweller - speak for yourself. I have a fabulous imagination, thanks.

GarageDweller said:

You guys know that there's naked women doing $hit you could never imagine, for free, on the interwebs right?

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ha!

[ame]http://youtu.be/sdE0bm0TMkI[/ame]

adamjackson said:

http://youtu.be/sdE0bm0TMkI

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Giggety giggety GIG A DEE! Yeah, I'm still thinking about Silent But Deadly.

GarageDweller said:

You guys know that there's naked women doing $hit you could never imagine, for free, on the interwebs right?

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Haha true, very true, but isn't there just something about leaving much of it to the imagination that is, well, um, fascinating in its own right?

Frig finally home, it's Friday night, homebrew pouring a plenty, now it's time to check out these snorgtee girl youtube videos I've been fawning over all day ...

That does it, I'm getting the wife a few of these t's. I can't take it anymore!

GarageDweller said:

You guys know that there's naked women doing $hit you could never imagine, for free, on the interwebs right?

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I don't know, I can imagine quite a bit.

GarageDweller said:

You guys know that there's naked women doing $hit you could never imagine, for free, on the interwebs right?

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What does that have to do with Snorg tees babes?

Wow these snorgtees videos - better than I could have ever imagined. Them producing them and putting on youtube = brilliant. They have this amateur college production type feel but are fairly well done, and the girls, well, um, that is left as an exercise for the reader. And the girls, they are obviously hot, but they have that slight 'I think they're hot but you probably don't' thread type quality about them, ever so slightly, and that makes them only all the more hotter, if that were possible.