The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

That...is...AWESOME!
The "Cultured Hill Folk" region is complete bs, of course, but the rest seems legit...

Cheers! (Gotta love "West Portugal" )

Townies rule !

I'm kicking myself.... I missed the opportunity to supply Castle Island with soap. Who knew I'd be two weeks too late?

Wait - there's soap on Castle Island??

Honestly, I had no idea...

Cheers!

Spectacle Island would be the bigger score...

Hi kids. Semester is over, I'll have some free time between now and September so I'll probably waste some of it here with you knuckleheads. Sorry.

Demmit ... ... how are ya Sire? ... :beard:

paulthenurse said:

Hi kids. Semester is over, I'll have some free time between now and September so I'll probably waste some of it here with you knuckleheads. Sorry.

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sorry, park's closed. Moose out front shoulda told ya.

https://youtu.be/CwVpSBKzQYo

Shouldn't you be working?

paulthenurse said:

Shouldn't you be working?

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Shouldn't you?

WOW ... ...

paulthenurse said:

Shouldn't you be working?

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I am... Just finished a solid market research session

TheDudeLebowski said:

And a stop on the way home

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that looks like something you'd see in Portlandia

Man, what a bad week for this thread. First, I find out that the Boneyard has been nuked. Then we find out that PTN is not only still alive, but is now going to start talking, texting, and basically communicating again.

Bad things come in threes. What's next? I'm not even guessing on that...........

AZ's a moderator.

Oh perfect... Hopefully you'll be on the site more and even post once in a while.

Ps. Hit the bricks Narc

nhwrecker said:

Man, what a bad week for this thread. First, I find out that the Boneyard has been nuked. Then we find out that PTN is not only still alive, but is now going to start talking, texting, and basically communicating again.

Bad things come in threes. What's next? I'm not even guessing on that...........

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Why'd the Boneyard get nuked? I haven't been in there in ages, was hardly ever anything worth looking at.

the_bird said:

Why'd the Boneyard get nuked? I haven't been in there in ages, was hardly ever anything worth looking at.

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cept for desperate cheapskates showing their wive's gashes for free memberships...

Don't forget the ever popular people/cat hybrids...

Things that make you say ... Hmmmm. ...

nhwrecker said:

Man, what a bad week for this thread. First, I find out that the Boneyard has been nuked. Then we find out that PTN is not only still alive, but is now going to start talking, texting, and basically communicating again.

Bad things come in threes. What's next? I'm not even guessing on that...........

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I took some time off, but thinking ill be back for a bit

HoppyDaze said:

that looks like something you'd see in Portlandia

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It is a hipster college town.

HoppyDaze said:

cept for desperate cheapskates showing their wive's gashes for free memberships...

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"Gashes" is such a great word. I mean, an axe wound WOULD explain all the bleeding.

Anything that can bleed for a week and not die has made a pact with the devil. Trust me on this. I'm practically a doctor.

Bottom blackened. Breastworks shined up. Hull waxed. Motor revved up. She's ready for a summers worth of hard riding...

I meant LSU...

Dirty minded bastids.

paulthenurse said:

Anything that can bleed for a week and not die has made a pact with the devil. Trust me on this. I'm practically a doctor.

Bottom blackened. Breastworks shined up. Hull waxed. Motor revved up. She's ready for a summers worth of hard riding...

I meant LSU...

Dirty minded bastids.

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When we gettin' some bugs? I know a guy with a big fckuin' pot

Yeager?

No... that's a guy with a big fckuin' gash

That was unkind. I thought we talked about being nicer? No more SDF or equivalent type banter. We agreed that we would be gentlemen. Don't make me come over there and dope slap you. I don't want to do that t but I will, for the good of the thread

Bring it Weeble Wobble

PSA: If you are not totally into the Red Sox right now you are missing a hella lot of fun.

That is all. Go about your business...

Someone should test the cooler water.

day_trippr said:

PSA: If you are not totally into the Red Sox right now you are missing a hella lot of fun.



That is all. Go about your business...

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I want to have another kid so I can name it Mookie.

Please! I'm just getting to not twitch when I hear the name Isiah Thomas. Mookie is another name that will take years to get use too....... '86

Our Mookie is cool. The Met's Mookie was a Met. Nuff said.

Racist

Hey! Back in your hole, you!

Cheers! ("Get off our lawn!" )

Hey Cape,

You should build a pipe.

A pipe, full of the Bog Water, running from the Bog all the way to Wheaton. Imagine the yoga pant situation then...

I'd pitch in $20.

I mock you openly when i'm among mutual acquaintances

Cape Brewing said:

I mock you openly when i'm among mutual acquaintances

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Do you still have that t-shirt that mocks PTN that you wore at NHC 2011?

I know why you taunt me. Much like Judas hated Jesus you are afraid of my awesomeness and seek to aggrandize yourself at my expense. And while I don't REALLY want you to go hang yourself, when the authorities finally catch on to you and they hang you I'll be there in the crowd. Buying postcards, eating Crackerjacks and clapping my hands in time as your body swings like a metronome beneath the gallows.

Yes, you are awesome Sire ...