The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

TheDudeLebowski said:

Yea. This is the zoo a couple of years ago where Little Joe escaped and was hanging out at the bus stop sign when they caught him.

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Looks a bit like Paulie....

I heard Little Joe did a pretty good Utopia clone.

Good looking gorilla

Melana said:

Looks a bit like Paulie....

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Too thin...

Melana said:

Looks a bit like Paulie....

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Nah, I guess you haven't seen Paulie lately. He has changed a lot now that he has gained the freedom to choose which bathroom to use...

That's totally Photoshopped

You can freakin see the jagged outline around Paul's face. Plus, I know Paul... and that's not what he looks like at all. Total fake.

Cape, I'm ready to cash in now; thanks...

When you make your silly hat out of it, will you wear it over or under your tin foil hat?

I could see myself in the top but no way I'd wear a pink plaid skirt.

Nobody wants to see you wearing nothing on the bottom half. Just sayin...

homebeerbrewer said:

Nobody wants to see you wearing nothing on the bottom half. Just sayin...

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So true

Your ex would argue about that.


Just sayin'

paulthenurse said:

I could see myself in the top but no way I'd wear a pink plaid skirt.

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What about that time in upstate New York? Wasn't that a pink plaid skirt? Maybe it wasn't, but I do remember those fishnet stockings. Woo Hoo!

My ex is a liar.

@ Yoop...That was the_bird. I was the one in latex.

@HBB... Whatever.

I would rather see the_bird in a skirt than you in latex Paulie.

Melana said:

I would rather see the_bird in a skirt than you in latex Paulie.

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With or without the bunny ears?

TheDudeLebowski said:

With or without the bunny ears?

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With.

Bitches, my legs are spectacular. You'd LOVE to see me in a miniskirt.

Pass.

Missed 3.5' putt on #17 to go even par for the day. Best score of the year. God was pissed. I came home to this in my driveway

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That sucks. The tree, not the great round. Bright side... Free firewood.

Happy July 24th guys. What a fantastic day.

TheDudeLebowski said:

Missed 3.5' putt on #17 to go even par for the day. Best score of the year. God was pissed. I came home to this in my driveway

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Next time putt AROUND the windmill. Trying to go under it is what fux people every time.

Cape Brewing said:

Next time putt AROUND the windmill. Trying to go under it is what fux people every time.

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My niece dared me and got inside my head. Lesson learned.

always go around the windmill unless you're going for a record score.

A real golfer goes through the windmill. Bunch of damn amateurs.

I'll not exactly a masshole, but I'm a S. NH guy who works in Boston normally.

I'm working a pats game on the 18th, are there any breweries I should check out in the area?

Working the game? NH? Jim McNally?

TheDudeLebowski said:

Working the game? NH? Jim McNally?

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Haha just a broadcast technician who works for channel 7, but does a good amount of freelance on the side. Running parabolic mic for the game

ThatVideoKid said:

Haha just a broadcast technician who works for channel 7, but does a good amount of freelance on the side. Running parabolic mic for the game

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Cool, that's better than selling popcorn.

My brother works for channel 4. He won a regional Academy Award. I worked for Avid. I got a national Academy Award and Oscar. So I got that going for me.

I stayed at a Holiday Inn once.

homebeerbrewer said:

I stayed at a Holiday Inn once.

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Whoa me too!

I watch TV.

And there are no decent breweries anywhere near Foxboro. Really.

paulthenurse said:

I watch TV.

And there are no decent breweries anywhere near Foxboro. Really.

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Bummer. Christa is such a pain, especially this morning

So are you taking 495 or 128? Medusa is just off of 495 in Hudson and half the way to Foxboro.

TheDudeLebowski said:

So are you taking 495 or 128? Medusa is just off of 495 in Hudson and half the way to Foxboro.

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Not usually, I live right of 93 so it normally just takes me down 93 to 95.

paulthenurse said:

I watch TV.

And there are no decent breweries anywhere near Foxboro. Really.

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What about the bog inn?