Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

That's my bad guys. Next beer is on me ...

I meant "bag of puppies"

HoppyDaze said:

NBC doesn't offer a stream? Trying to find one on my phone

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Have you tried TuneIn radio or try cbssports which you'll like the local announcers. I know Tunein you can pay for all games but there's some select based on location

Pappers_ said:

Hi folks



2) I didn't ban Cape, but even if I did, it's ok to disagree with the banning. But that disagreement can't become an attack on one of the admins or moderators.



Thanks.

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Hey Pap

We appreciate all you guys do. It's a tough job policing a bunch of drunken boobs like us and whatever Tex gives you for going it isn't enough.

I would like to suggest that you ban Cape for another three days just as a warning to others and would be more than willing to throw some 20 dollar bills into the Mod fund if you do. I've found a few more pics of guys getting dope slapped that I'm dying to use.

FWIW, I'm fairly certain that every Masshole would be happy to pony up a Benjamin or two if you slap a lifetime ban on "he who shall not be named." Just a thought, Christmas is coming.

Lol

I'm going over to the WFO thread

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Nuclear fired chocolate chip cookies.

Are they supposed to burned like that?

GFY

Oops. Sorry, Pap.

Are you f'ing kidding me!!!!

Why are they square? honest question.

Special teams alright their f'ing 'special' alright. These fools have been wearin helmets their whole lives.

GenIke said:

Why are they square? honest question.

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Nestle refrigerator dough from the grocery store.. It's a rectangle of scored dough. Break it up and cook it. Coming out of the WFO they were the best of all cookie world's. Crispy on the top and bottom and gooey cookie dough in the middle. Finished cooking through as they cooled.

"Next Man Up" is Smurf. WTF?

paulthenurse said:

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Edges are burnt

So is your brain.

You'd get a better reception if you posted that on the cigar thread

Pappers_ said:

2) I didn't ban Cape, but even if I did, it's ok to disagree with the banning. But that disagreement can't become an attack on one of the admins or moderators.

Thanks.

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But attacks on other members are still fair game?

Not for nuttin' but Robert Krsft is worth about 22 gazillion buck. Why is he wearing the same friggin shirt he's been wearing for 20 yeahs? Buy a new f'ing shirt fa Chrissskes!!!Just send Jonathan over to Filenes with ya credit cahd, ya cheep fukka.

AZ_IPA said:

But attacks on other members are still fair game?

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No one was particularly bothered by Cape's threatened ventilation of your cerebellum. The air in there is pretty stale.

And thus the natural order of the universe was restored.

HoppyDaze said:

Anyway... anyone have any football questions? [...]

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Can the Seahawks beat a good team? On the road?



Cheers! (ahahahaha! )

Aaaand the collection of spare parts that is the current New England Patriots are back to Total Domination
It's as amazing as it is satisfying.

Otoh, the team is flying home on a hospital plane, and they're running out of Next Man Ups. Not good.

As for the refs: it's pretty clear that Triplett can't keep up with the game anymore, and it seemed like most calls needed a PTA meeting to sort out, but in spite of nearly every &^@%$#! call going against the Pats, I thought they were competent.

Cheers! (bring on those cute little Titans! )

day_trippr said:

Can the Seahawks beat a good team? On the road?

Cheers! (ahahahaha! )

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That's moderately funny, way above your station here. Did your kid show you that?

NFC team or the JVs littered on your schedule?

Phhht. My sons are waaaay too smart to participate in a hot mess like this one.

Anyway, everyone whose team locked up a playoff spot, raise your hands!

No, not you Hoppy. Or those inbred backwoods Packer fans.

Sorry

This thread is not in danger, but screwing with me will get you there fast. Cape got banned for 3 days for good reason. I'd do it again for the same reason. He's all unhappy about it because he didn't think I tried hard enough to understand his joke about killing a member.

My reading comprehension is adequate, my security is intact, my ego is within a std deviation. Thanks for asking. A couple of you seemed to be testing me and I don't know why you'd do that. If you want to work out some issue, just PM me. It's the quickest way. Can't you just enjoy the forum?

I don't think anyone here would intentionally screw with you, PP. We appreciate the siht out of the forum that we get to degrade one another in a sarcastic context.

Cape Brewing said:

Let me guess... since the Packers are winning this game you're a "life long Packer fan" now?

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Keep guessing. Maybe one day, you'll make a correct guess.

Maybe.

Ah... Once again enjoying my Pats victory Dunkin coffee. All is right with the world again.

Except for the bit about the wife starting to pull for the Pats for that same victory coffee - bad things tend to happen when she starts pulling for a team. Hell, she's pulled for the Jets (her Dad's team) for years, and see how that's gone? She starts pulling for her free coffee, and suddenly the Pats drop one to the Eagles? Yowza.

So, that super Ginger is down a thumb for at least a couple weeks, and teams are starting to get footage to study on Osweiler, how much of a sure thing is the one seed for NE? 110%? 1,100%?

stratslinger said:

So, that super Ginger is down a thumb for at least a couple weeks, and teams are starting to get footage to study on Osweiler, how much of a sure thing is the one seed for NE? 110%? 1,100%?

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Nice math smaht guy.

Cheers!

Cape Brewing said:

Blah blah blah

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Fitz is only five TDs away from setting the Jets single season mark for passing TDs. Not sure whether to be excited or disappointed in how ****ty that number really is.

The GOAT is 8 wins away from being the first QB in NFL history with 200 wins .

But... Fitzpatrick's TDs are fun too.

I won't lie, I did enjoy watching the baby Patriots get destroyed by the real Patriots. Maaaaybe it's not a good idea to hire the castoffs from the franchise you want to emulate because there is a good reason they're castoffs. We learned that the hard way with Mangini.

Pappers_ said:

Hi folks and welcome back, Cape. Another moderator had to remove some posts in this thread tonight. A couple reminders, please:

1) Enough with the 'bag of dicks' and related jokes. This isn't new - we've been clear that is over the line. Please respect this request.

2) I didn't ban Cape, but even if I did, it's ok to disagree with the banning. But that disagreement can't become an attack on one of the admins or moderators.

Thanks.

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Two responses:


1. pats are cheaters.

and,

2. Why did my post get deleted? all i said was i disagreed with the banning.

cape brewing said:

the goat is 8 wins away from being the first qb in nfl history with 200 wins .

But... Fitzpatrick's tds are fun too.

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that's "200* wins"

paulthenurse said:

FWIW, I'm fairly certain that every Masshole would be happy to pony up a Benjamin or two if you slap a lifetime ban on "he who shall not be named." Just a thought, Christmas is coming.

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paulthenurse said:

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how do you get your sh*ts to come out square?

motobrewer said:

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Nice that you think that much of yourself but he wasn't talking about you

i havent done anything worthy of a ban. I dont threaten to off someone