The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

ComcastWineRookie said:

I am going to take a break from here for a while. hope you all have good times here, see ya in a few months

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Why?

AZ_IPA said:

Cape, I was in Boston this weekend....might wanna look into this....

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Why not take out ad space in the Globe so that more people see it?

paulthenurse said:

Why not take out ad space in the Globe so that more people see it?

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No one reads the Globe anyway...

Melana said:

Why?

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well, because people think I am a Dick...as PTN wrote in a PM to me:

"I've just had enough of you and your abrasive personality"

"You've done nothing other than be an irritating jackass since then. Doesn't matter, I'm just done with being irritated by you."

This was part of his email to me asking me not to come to mastoberfest, I am not welcome there. I dont know who told him that I talk **** behind his back about being a better brewer than him because it couldnt be much further from the truth. I know I suck at brewing, I have brewed 2 batches of beer in the last 3 years because the rest I have Farked up so bad i dumped it before I even added yeast. I liked hanging out with everyone in the hopes of learning how to brew beer so that I could stop screwing up batches. I really am not the A**hole that everyone thinks I am, I just wish people could understand that. So that being said, I am really gonna fall of the forum earth for a while so that I can stop abraisively irritating all of you.

Bob

Sept 3 and the Sox have an 8 game lead. If they can hold that they'll be able to situate the rotation just the way the want it. Of course they will still probably only score one run when Lester pitches

Jon Lester gets 5 runs a game in support - 12th best in the majors. John LACKEY's the one who's getting boned this year.

Lackey. Lester. Whatever.

You're right. I screwed the pooch.

Mo-Ron.

the_bird said:

Mo-Ron.

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Duh. That surprises you somehow?

So the clothes dryer at Chez Nurse is tits up, and while I am perfectly willing, and currently am, going commando under dirty shorts and a smelly tee shirt, Mrs Nurse is not so inclined. So instead of being out on LSU getting outsmarted by animals with brains the size of bread crumbs I'm sitting in a laundromat waiting for her clothes to dry. And ya know what? It's not so bad... This place is loaded with MILFS. I mean its crawling with them

paulthenurse said:

Duh. That surprises you somehow?

So the clothes dryer at Chez Nurse is tits up, and while I am perfectly willing, and currently am, going commando under dirty shorts and a smelly tee shirt, Mrs Nurse is not so inclined. So instead of being out on LSU getting outsmarted by animals with brains the size of bread crumbs I'm sitting in a laundromat waiting for her clothes to dry. And ya know what? It's not so bad... This place is loaded with MILFS. I mean its crawling with them

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Can't you buy mrsthenurse a new dryer? Nothing says romance like a new clothes dryer. I know someone that can carry it around for you.

It will be here in a few days.

Good thing, cause the quality of MILF-age here at the laundromat has taken a decided turn for the beefier in the past ten minutes.

Ah yes, but do they have cute underwear?

WHAT HAVE i GOTTEN MYSELF INTO HERE.

paulthenurse said:

Please see the link in my signature below for info on a gathering being held in a few weeks for, by and about local home brewers. Then gather up a couple of cars of coeds and come on down.

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I dont think I am ready for that. you guys seem to be huge ball busters, plus I havent brewed anything yet up here so I have nothing to offer. plus, no co-eds as I dont know people too well

Ahhhh it's all good. Come anyways we won't bust your balls till we know you.

NEWBIE2013 said:

I dont think I am ready for that. you guys seem to be huge ball busters, plus I havent brewed anything yet up here so I have nothing to offer. plus, no co-eds as I dont know people too well

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Don't be afraid of us 'guys' - we're all pretty nice in person - well except for Yeager.
There is no better place to learn to brew than in PTN's driveway.

Melana said:

There is no better place to learn to brew than in PTN's driveway.

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Especially if you want to learn the 12 hour sparge.

That's not true.



That was Cape's driveway. PKU.

Melana said:

There is no better place to learn to brew than in PTN's driveway.

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... yeah, I don't know about that. You've got thirty drunk ******** with thirty opinions about how to do something; that's not the best way to learn, I don't think. It's a good time, don't get me wrong, but it's really not the best learning environment!

the_bird said:

... yeah, I don't know about that. You've got thirty drunk ******** with thirty opinions about how to do something; that's not the best way to learn, I don't think. It's a good time, don't get me wrong, but it's really not the best learning environment!

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WHOA. Wait a minute. Are you saying that I everything I learned about brewing at a Masstoberfest was wrong? That can't be right? Can it?

Of course, PTN has already beeyatched about some of my brews, so maybe Bird is on to something here....................

Hey Professor, shaddup already.

i brewed alot at home, just not legal. we have a centuries old moonshine recipe that we have brewed in a family still in the woods. alot of fun

nhwrecker said:

WHOA. Wait a minute. Are you saying that I everything I learned about brewing at a Masstoberfest was wrong? That can't be right? Can it?

Of course, PTN has already beeyatched about some of my brews, so maybe Bird is on to something here....................

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Ignore PTN, he beeyatches about everything.

NEWBIE2013 said:

i brewed alot at home, just not legal.[...]

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Careful there. Those That Run This Place get sand in sensitive areas when talk turns to illegal activities - especially involving distillation...

Cheers!

oh, nevermind then

Wait, Newbie... you're a girl? Boys! There's another girl in the forum!
Cool! Now you've got to come to Masstoberfest.

not alot of girls here?

here is a pic so you can see what I look like.

Who's the chick with a gun scratching your ears?

AWESOME! We need more women at the sausagefest... I mean Masstoberfest!

NEWBIE2013 said:

here is a pic so you can see what I look like.

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Nice! Where was the pic taken?

thats my girlfriend

Melana said:

Nice! Where was the pic taken?

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at home. originally from the knoxville, tn.

NEWBIE2013 said:

thats my girlfriend

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Your girlfriend is furry.

Ain't they all.

paulthenurse said:

Ain't they all.

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Some more than others!

So I think you'll fill in one of our missing niches at Masstoberfest. We've had an opening for a 'shine makin' gun totin' Comm Ave stalkin' hillbilly female for a while. Go figure.

I am guessing Paulthenurse is really furry

See? It took us getting to know you before we started busting your chops.

"Chops"used in lieu of "balls" since you don't have any. See? I can be nice.

NEWBIE2013 said:

I am guessing Paulthenurse is really fat

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You really nailed it!