Your F*king Jokes here please!

I know it's posted elsewhere:

http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/0,1518,686305,00.html

let the ****ing jokes commence.

Is it the F*cking hops, the F*cking water, the F*cking Malt?

What is the F*cking secret?

Will no one stand up for F*cking?

There isn't F*cking fan here?

Speaking of F*cking.... anyone hear the new Sam Adams radio commercial?

F*cking is a place in Austria, but in a way we all come from F*cking. Let's show solidarity with our Austrian brothers and sisters and all have a F*cking beer.

Now THAT'S a F*cking brand name I can get behind.

F*cking Hell, thats a good beer! I hear they sell it at the F*cking corner store.

I just want to know who you have to screw to get a f*cking beer around here.

When I was stationed in Germany I made a pilgrimage to F*cking, Austria. And actually, I cannot think of any slick double entendre to throw in here like I was originally intending to do.

So there.

I love f*cking beer. The great thing about f*cking beer is that it can get us tipsy and lead to f*cking. So, the f*cking beer could really be a f*cking beer after all.

Now where can I get some dam bait




oh wait, wrong adianoeta.

"You must be ****in yourself, cus you's the one gettin screwed!"

This will quickly sell out it in redneck areas. As in,"Woman, get me a f*cking beer!"

In a nightclub, to the always hot barmaids "How much for a good F*cking?"

So do you like f*cking in the can?

I had so much f*cking last night, I passed out.

This beer tastes like f*cking hell!

There is a village in Devon, England called French Beer. I don't suppose any one would be interested in using THAT name!

"Well, we've got French Beer, or F*cking beer"
"I'll take a F*cking beer, please."

Please check this ****ing out!


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/****ing,_Austria


These are the ****ing follow up questions.......


Are the residents called ****ers?

And what about the ****ing neighborhood?

What are the mothers called?

What would you be learning at the ****ing High School ?

Where is the ****ing Post Office?

Does the ****ing Hospital help you with anything else?

And the ****ing drivers!

If your friend came from another town, he wouldn't be your ****ing friend.

Is fishing allowed in the ****ing Lake ?

We had a wonderful time at ****ing.

We stayed in a ****ing chalet!

****ing needs government funding.

Does anyone care about ****ing?

Where is the ****ing brewery?


More tidbits, and it gets even funnier! .... Pronounced 'fooking'. The little hamlet of ****ing is named after the man who founded the village in the 6th century. His name? Focko.

I just want to know what people think about the ****ing government.

Sometimes I get tired of f*cking beer and crawl back into bed with SWMBO.

Zamial said:

More tidbits, and it gets even funnier! .... Pronounced 'fooking'.

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Wow!! You mean.....I've been saying correctly on this forum all this time!??

What would you like to drink?
I'll have a f*cking beer!

It isn't even available yet but my wife already dooesn't like it.

All I ever hear is "I just wish you would quit ****ing drinking so much"

dataz722 said:

It isn't even available yet but my wife already dooesn't like it.

All I ever hear is "I just wish you would quit ****ing drinking so much"

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What you meant to say was. "I wish you'd f*cking stop drinking f*cking beer so f*cking much!

Your missus has a potty mouth BTW.

Laughing_Gnome_Invisible said:

What you meant to say was. "I wish you'd f*cking stop drinking f*cking beer so f*cking much!

Your missus has a potty mouth BTW.

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Bastard! I told you to take down that camera.

Laughing_Gnome_Invisible said:

Your missus has a potty mouth BTW.

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Pics or it didnt happen

Props to the man who drank too much F*cking beer and wound up with his mind in a F*cking gutter and passed out with his head in a F*cking pisser!