Masstoberfest 2015

Alice loves my pizza.

And my sausage. Brian is right, she's great.

paulthenurse said:

Alice loves my pizza.

And my sausage. Brian is right, she's great.

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At least someone does.

Admit it. That was the best party you've been to in a long damned time. Imagine if there wasn't a hurricane going on.

Bulls Beers said:

It was great to see everybody, Especially Alice. She's always such a great host. And Paul is ok. The weather could've been a little better, but having Yooper there, really warmed all of our hearts...Thank you for finally making the trip.. I think we raised a whopping $1.85, for next year...Hope to see all of you at Masstoberfest 2016. Bigger and better, but let's order out for pizza...

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No, I raised $1.67. But I also got a Library Card to the Stoughton Public Library. And a blue tuque.

Since the library card was Paul's, it's obviously unused and brand new.

And since the money was all in very small change, I had a good time digging it out of my pocket today in front of TSA. Who the heck donated the friggin' pennies?

paulthenurse said:

I thought they'd never f'ing leave. Jeezus it's not that hard. Come, drink, eat, go home. Operative idea being 'go the f home...'

And as far as the idea of ball gags adorning the Masstoberfest Cup, I'd suggest that a ball gag would be WAY more useful stuffed in the pie hole of the Beer Princess. For the love of the schweet baby Jeezus would you stop yapping for just five f'ing minutes. Da fuq? I've got a splitting headache!

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I have to tell you something really funny.

Bob scanned this thread while I was gone, and saw that I won the cup :rockin:
and then he saw this.

He doesn't know Paul at all, but he really thought Paul hates me. I laughed and laughed, because Bob was like, "Just how late did you and Melana stay?"

The only insult there was the "beer princess" remark. I would prefer to be known as "Her Highness" or "Beer Empress". Thanks.

Plus I told Bob the brisket didn't suck. So I had nice things to say about you.

That's some funny stuff there. But c'mon. I know, sure as God made little green apples that you've never once farted.

Only because you can't keep your mouth shut long enough to build up the required gas pressure.

What's wrong with being the Beer Princess? I considered The Dowager Hop Queen but it made you sound old.

paulthenurse said:

What's wrong with being the Beer Princess? I considered The Dowager Hop Queen but it made you sound old.

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But I am old. I'm nearly your age.

No, I'm not. I just didn't want you to feel like an old codger.

How about the "the beer popette" it was almost papel? Or better yet Royal. Except for the fancy stuff. I'm starting on the Yooper slept here sign tomorrow.

Yooper said:

I have to tell you something really funny.

Bob scanned this thread while I was gone, and saw that I won the cup :rockin:
and then he saw this.

He doesn't know Paul at all, but he really thought Paul hates me. I laughed and laughed, because Bob was like, "Just how late did you and Melana stay?"

The only insult there was the "beer princess" remark. I would prefer to be known as "Her Highness" or "Beer Empress". Thanks.

Plus I told Bob the brisket didn't suck. So I had nice things to say about you.

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Did you have to explain the ball gag?

If you're smart you won't mention the words "ball gag" in front of Bob.

Fwiw, I'm not sure there actually is a Bob. Has anyone ever seen him in person or is he actually a cardboard cutout that Yoop positions for photo ops.

bigjohnmilford said:

How about the "the beer popette" it was almost papel? Or better yet Royal. Except for the fancy stuff. I'm starting on the Yooper slept here sign tomorrow.

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Bob said that he wants to make money on the sign. He suggested T-shirts as well. I don't think my $1.67 start would fund that, though.

I just explained the ball gag. He didn't laugh. Until I told him that would be metaphorical, as a way to shut me up. Then he laughed like a madman.

He also pointed out that Paul had one day with me, and was griping about my conversational ability. Bob said "Just think! Paul only spent one day with you. I get to spend every day the rest of the year with you." I'm pretty sure he meant that as a compliment. Or at least I'll take it that way.

A "Yooper slept here" sign would be nice. Did you make it over to The Bog on Sunday? You must have seen this sign up on their walls. View attachment ImageUploadedByHome Brew1444089613.857208.jpg

Probably where john got the idea.

No, we never did get to the bog. We were late coming back from the Cape, and went back to Melana's.

You know what is most disturbing? In those few short days, I got used to an endless supply of good New England craft beers. I went to my fridge, and I don't even have good Wisconsin beers (Bob drank them, I guess). So, the homebrew is ok, but I LOVED having the wonderful beers I can't get here.

There was one beer called DD something, and even that was OK.

Not too bad.

paulthenurse said:

If you're smart you won't mention the words "ball gag" in front of Bob.

Fwiw, I'm not sure there actually is a Bob. Has anyone ever seen him in person or is he actually a cardboard cutout that Yoop positions for photo ops.

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I've met Bob. Drank beer with him too.

You know, I bet if we had "Yooper Slept Here" shirts made all the guys on HBT would line up for them... especially if they had strategically placed pictures of picnic taps on them.

paulthenurse said:

A "Yooper slept here" sign would be nice. Did you make it over to The Bog on Sunday? You must have seen this sign up on their walls. View attachment 307796

Probably where john got the idea.

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That sign is a warning.

Melana said:

You know, I bet if we had "Yooper Slept Here" shirts made all the guys on HBT would line up for them... especially if they had strategically placed pictures of picnic taps on them.

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Do you think we could get more than $1.67, a used tuque, and a library card? I mean, I hate to mess with success.

Yooper said:

Do you think we could get more than $1.67, a used tuque, and a library card? I mean, I hate to mess with success.

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Yes!

I want one already!