The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

Nuke Adams from orbit and make the rubble bounce...

Cheers!

^^^ It's a better strategic plan than the Select Board has come up with.

The Select Board? Seriously? What about The Board of Selectmen, like every other town in the state? You've brought elitism to whole new levels.

paulthenurse said:

The Select Board? Seriously? What about The Board of Selectmen, like every other town in the state? You've brought elitism to whole new levels.

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Sexist!

I give the father credit for turning his son in. They say he's having a hard time over it but he probably saved a lot of people if not just his son. How many times do they interview the parents of someone with mental issues and they say they had no control over their adult children basically leaving them to society to clean up? The friggin dude was arrested as he was walking home with a bag full of guns he just purchased from an agent....

He'd just bought a pressure cooker from the North Adams Wal-Mart the day before. Had Styrofoam beads soaking in motor oil, the better to stick to your skin when they're on fire. Several partially-completed Molotov cocktails in his apartment. Heard that he was targeting Russell Sage College, not sure if that's true or not but I thought all the people talking about ISIS last week were full of ****, so who knows?

Always figured, when I'm out at night, that I'm running by at least a couple of people who are beating their spouses or sticking a needle in their arm. Never would have thunk that I'd be running by someone planning a terrorist attack. Who's to say he wouldn't have decided that another Sandy Hook-type attack wouldn't have been the best way to get attention?

Adams is just a fricken weak loser with no friends that is easily bought by loser jealous terrorists that live in age old waste lands. Calling this clown a terrorist is giving him to much credit. He's a NOTHING.

Meant Alex not Adams.....you get the point

I think you meant Comcast not Alex.

Good introductory post, Mythos, but it was kicked up a few notches by Lebowski.

Chirp chirp chirp chirp

Shhhh

By the way, congratulations to the_bird's lovely wife Shannon,who successfully defended her PhD dissertation. Another example of a home brewer marrying way out of his league.

True facts; she killed the snake.

So that's why you never get any...

^^Retard.^^

Feeling stabby today. Not really mad at anyone or anything, just feel like stabbing somebody. Think it's time for vacation to start.

I'm frisking you before you get on the boat.

I got one more day until my vacation starts. They've been pushing me to take time off :-/ The project was suppose to be done in Nov but has changed so much it just got completed. I got one day of stabbiness left. I may Chappelle and kick a couple of trash buckets on the way out.


Paulie. What's your secret on smokin blues? I'm finally delving into smoking. May push my brother into fishing Cape Anne next week.

If you're eating that day leave the skin on, for future use remove the skin to dry it out more. I go heavy on the black pepper, coarse grind, light on the salt. Smoke with apple. If you have leftover macs gut them and throw them on whole.

What temp and for how long?

OK since you're looking for specifics...
Brine overnight. Salt, brown sugar, old bay. black pepper.
cover well with course grind black pepper.
Dry well on a rack till 'tacky to touch' at a minimum.
Smoke @200 for an hour or so then drop heat to 150-175 for another 2 - 2.5 hours. Vacuum seal in small amounts.

Thanks PTN

Bring some to Masstoberfest

When's Masstoberfest this year?

I know I won't make it (again), but just curious if for some reason some brewery in Norton wants to actually do a collaboration with the best homebrewer in the nation (circa 2014) someday.

And, do your stripers have the extra mercury flavoring like our stripers have down here in the SW?

You think mercury will kill Paulie?

What's a little mercury gonna do, make Paulie RETAHDED?

So that's what happened.

Mercury. Pfffft

I brush my teeth with mercury.

AZ_IPA said:

When's Masstoberfest this year?



I know I won't make it (again), but just curious if for some reason some brewery in Norton wants to actually do a collaboration with the best homebrewer in the nation (circa 2014) someday.



And, do your stripers have the extra mercury flavoring like our stripers have down here in the SW?

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Sorry. I was remiss in answering you earlier. Masstoberfest is going to be celebrated on Saturday October 3. We'll miss you. Not.

As far as your.other request, you might want to contact the Make a Wish Foundation. I'd recommend coming down with a terminal illness first.

Where do you find mercury flavored strippers...?

The strippers are under the shed. They get lime. The stripers are in the ocean. They may have mercury. It's great tasting mercury if they do.

paulthenurse said:

The strippers are under the shed. They get lime. The stripers are in the ocean. They may have mercury. It's great tasting mercury if they do.

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I think you mean "lye" *******

It's a typo, *******.

Masstoberfest thread has gone live. Stand clear, no one knows exactly where this thing is aimed.

paulthenurse said:

It's a typo, *******.

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Of course it was

There is this thing called auto correct. You probably haven't heard of it because you're not cool like me.

Congrats Pedro!

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Hello, you use LIME to help speed decomp... not that i have used it before...

And keep the smell down, not that I know anything about that.