Attention Wal-Mart Associates...

...there is no "sh" in the middle of the word "associate". If you shouldn't be allowed to be something you cannot pronounce when you use the PA system.

That is all.

Shmores are on shale on aisle sheven!

where are the urnges? I need some scrimp too. I need a manager to the jury dept.

I dunno, don't axe'me nuffin bout them there urnges!

erm...my grammar is damn good and i pronounce "associate" with a sh. To be perfectly fair, i think it's regional. For example, i was in Boston about 10 or so years ago and was laughed at over how i said "five dollars" as it came out "fy dollaz" due to my authentic Jersey accent (no, we NEVER say joisey, so don't ask). To top that off, i don't work at Walmart.

Dat said, after eyez git mah hurr did i'm goan git me sum scrrrrrimpZ!

Are the scrimp fresh caught from the o chen?

Sho' nuff, yi bee ryet abbow dat.

The economic crisis....

The health care crisis....

The global warming crisis....

And NOW the WalMart PA system crisis....

The world's just not a fit place to live anymore