Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

paulthenurse said:

Lol.

The Seattle fan is eavesdropping on a conversation between Patriots fans and calling them losers.

“I’ll take “Definition of irony” for $800, Alex.”

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rooting for a sports team not as successful as others doesn't make you a loser. Constant and desperate attempts at validation in an online forum on the other hand...

After all this time the lad still simply doesn't get this thread.
I mean, you'd think the title was a dead give-away, but nope...

day_trippr said:

After all this time the lad still simply doesn't get this thread.
I mean, you'd think the title was a dead give-away, but nope...

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The Pats suck almost as much as hoppy's mom in a crack house.

That's the spirit!

Great weather.



nope

I'd take that over snow, rain, ice, snow,....

WI_Wino said:

The Pats suck almost as much as hoppy's mom in a crack house.

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You were born out of your mother’s *******

Most of the Festivities are geared for outdoors entertainment on a 12 block pedestrian only road called Nicollet Mall downtown. Cool in summer, blows in winter. Not going

They're apparently running cross-country skiing competitions on a down town street.
Sounds about right...

Sounds like dog sledding is in order

I've had a run of insomnia of late which has greatly contributed to an impending case of Super Bowl Fatigue.
One can only take so many talking sportsheads reveling in the Patriots domination of the NFL

day_trippr said:

I've had a run of insomnia of late which has greatly contributed to an impending case of Super Bowl Fatigue.
One can only take so many talking sportsheads reveling in the Patriots domination of the NFL

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which is why they'll lose.

Hoppy's all pissed off because the NFC lost the pro bowl.

I thought the pro bowl was after the Super Bowl

Russell Wilson threw an interception. True story.

I had no idea that game already happened.

No days off!!!!

HoppyDaze said:

which is why they'll lose.

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I dunno, what with both the Puppy Bowl and Madden picking the Patriots it seems that momentum is on NE's side

Gronkowski gets no more days off. Back to work, b!tch.

Episode III of Tom vs Time and tonight? The Two Bills

So Philly's worst nightmare came true as the Patriots get their Gronk on. Awesome!

So, what's all this about Tom Brady making out with his kids?

You don’t kiss your kids?


Lucky kids.

paulthenurse said:

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That joke is older than you are.

AZ_IPA said:

That joke is older than you are.

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Impossible... written nor spoken structured language wasn’t around then

I’ve got Alzheimer’s. Gimme a break

"Karma Happens"
https://www.si.com/nfl/2018/02/02/minnesota-vikings-fans-super-bowl-52-eagles-abusive
I wonder if our Minnisnowstorms representatives feel the same way.

And on top of that, it seems Tommy Boy is half Minnesotan.
Philly is totally fooked, karma-wise....

http://www.nj.com/eagles/index.ssf/...ayor_offers_hilarious_welcome_for_eagles.html

lol

24 hours from right about now, Brady will have led the Patriots to another Super Bowl victory...

It's gotta be a tough call for the NFL. I think more money could be made if the Patriots lose. Everyone already has a Patriots Jersey. Let's sell some eagles $hit now. I'm not experienced in decisions made in high finance though.

They've moved on from jerseys to high margin spring water and power bars. Get some before they're sold out.

Squirrel!

Won't be long now ...

Good Lord I hope so

Missed pat, eek

Whaaatttt?!?