i corrected to use a rhyme,
next time i will try to be on time
One frisky beaver they can hold,
hopefully my answer is not to bold.
next time i will try to be on time
One frisky beaver they can hold,
hopefully my answer is not to bold.
Dan said:A beaver you do say?
That's a nice word to play.
But if there are two?
Another animal lives in that zoo.
The "beav' is just one, there must be another
I'd say a P***Y - Cat
My rhyming brother!
Clifton multiplied and then answered assured
The correct part of his answer was the very last word.
"He" was on his way to St Ives
But he told no lies
instead he had some fun,
for he was the only one.
i corrected to use a rhyme,
next time i will try to be on time
Since the rest of the animal have made them selves known,
now i have a riddle of my own.
I'm always with you,
but not always new.
You will always need me,
and I am quite free.
Forgive me if i'm stale,
but I am not frail.
Who am I?
Here is a riddle and it is old
remember the age as you have been told:]
The beaver is one fer shore
but there are some more
perhaps its the Irish whiskey
that made it frisky
Its been too long since I've had a look
But two calves, an a**, a bunch of hares, and a fish no one can find
were left off the guesses that you took
all good answers I see
but you have forgotten at least three
Here is a riddle and it is old
remember the age as you have been told:
My mother deserted me, but people picked me up.
They cut off my head, scoop out my heart and gave me drink. Then I began speaking.
Once again, I cheated and googled it.
Not knowing drove me nuts and I nearly had a fit.
This is the hardest one I've seen here
If someone actually gets it, I owe them a beer.
A horse?
I'm cheating of course and had to look this up...
"A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
And no one can talk to a horse of course
That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous Mister Ed.
Go right to the source and ask the horse
Hell give you the answer that youll endorse.
Hes always on a steady course. Talk to Mister Ed.
People yakkity yak a streak and waste your time of day
But Mr. Ed will never speak unless he has something to say
A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
And this onell talk til his voice is hoarse.
You never heard of a talking horse?
Well listen to this: 'I'm Mister Ed.'"
I wanted to give a clue by changing the font
but none where fancy and curly
if I used the answer to write this taunt
perhaps the game would end early
Don't give too many a clue.
Let those with the will power sit and stew.
From modern life, it's so far removed.
Thank goodness the technology's been improved.
Dan said:I am so lost its not even funny,
Come on bro's, please enlighten me.
You must have cheated to answer quill!
As for the rebus, standup comedy fits the bill.
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