Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

day_trippr said:

Uh huh. If you had paid that overdue cable bill in time you wouldn't have missed the last game, when Brady racked up 432 yards and a QB rating of almost 152... Cheers!

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1st time this year? Congrats, I won a 100$ gift cars to my local bar for sitting through the first half of that awfully officiated game. Can you say home field advantage

h22lude said:

I can't like using the app so I'll just quote it... And as others say...relevant

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Pretty sad when Romo throws for more yards in one game then Brady in two hahaha

MrNickVT said:

Pretty sad when Romo throws for more yards in one game then Brady in two hahaha

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get em nick! I like new guys

MrNickVT said:

Pretty sad when Romo throws for more yards in one game then Brady in two hahaha

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Really sad, then Romo throws a pic and loses the game.

Q: What does a Vermont native and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.

Which pretty much explains everything.

Moving right along...

So, if one were to go back, say, a year, and was trying to cobbled up a schedule for Thursday Night Football in 2013 (or any other year, actually) what in gawd's name would have caused said person to pick Redskins-Vikings?

A stroke, maybe?

Sheesh.

I see [Scrubs] reruns in my immediate future...

Cheers!

People really live in Vermont? I thought Bob Newhart just made that up.

MrNickVT said:

Pretty sad when Romo throws for more yards in one game then Brady in two hahaha

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Haha oh good another idiot comes to the thread.

You do realize you can make your "stat" work with pretty much any two QBs in the league during any given year.

h22lude said:

Second, it isn't that hard to not get water in your mouth. Keep it closed while you swim.

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Can you not tell from his posts that he's clearly a mouthbreather?

How're those undefeated ducks doin' there, hoppy?

h22lude said:

Haha oh good another idiot comes to the thread.

You do realize you can make your "stat" work with pretty much any two QBs in the league during any given year.

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Wait for it: "Hoppy's Quarterback Wheel Of Parity" coming to a forum near you

Speaking of Parity Wheels, with Tampa Bay and Jacksonville (who suck like all Floreeeda teams) vying for the #1 draft pick, if either goes goose egg for the season, there can't even be a wheel in 2013. Hoppy's vestigial brain might just implode...

Cheers!

bless god right in his mouth

HoppyDaze said:

bless god right in his mouth

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That good, huh?

ChshreCat said:

That good, huh?

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Nov 7 2013 the day Oregon passes Washington for most suicides.

emjay said:

Can you not tell from his posts that he's clearly a mouthbreather?

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Speaking of, maybe Robert griffin the turd should have stayed in Japan.

day_trippr said:

Uh huh. If you had paid that overdue cable bill in time you wouldn't have missed the last game, when Brady racked up 432 yards and a QB rating of almost 152... Cheers!

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If you could take your eyes off of that screen once in a while, you might know what having a social life is like.

hey hoppy, how's that football program of the college you never went to doing?

motobrewer said:

hey hoppy, how's that football program of the college you never went to doing?

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It's funny cuz they lost.

motobrewer said:

hey hoppy, how's that football program of the college you never went to doing?

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die in a fire already

HoppyDaze said:

die in a fire already

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Stanford!?! C'mon. Reeeeally?

Although I guess the Pats lost to the Jets so... I shouldn't talk.

Cape Brewing said:

Stanford!?! C'mon. Reeeeally?

Although I guess the Pats lost to the Jets so... I shouldn't talk.

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Stanford would make Brady cry as fast as they made Mariota cry.

HoppyDaze said:

die in a fire already

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i was actually talking about Stanford. they won, right? shouldn't you be happy?

I thought you loved football programs of colleges you never went to.

motobrewer said:

i was actually talking about Stanford. they won, right? shouldn't you be happy? I thought you loved football programs of colleges you never went to.

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Bwahahahaha

Hahaha Miami heat suck. Lose to the worst team in the league. **** you lebron. Go play with your kids and make a commercial

h22lude said:

Hahaha Miami heat suck. Lose to the worst team in the league. **** you lebron. Go play with your kids and make a commercial

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Don't know who you're talking about. Are they in the AFC? Or are you in the wrong place?

ChshreCat said:

Don't know who you're talking about. Are they in the AFC? Or are you in the wrong place?

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Sometime titles of threads are really confusing.

Technically, if that was drunken rambling or mindless mumbling it was likely on topic...

Cheers!

ChshreCat said:

Don't know who you're talking about. Are they in the AFC? Or are you in the wrong place?

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This is more of a football with other sports thrown in type thread. Baseball was talked about a little. I just wanted to put it out there that Miami blew it hard hahaha

Dun dundundun...

I do love watching third string QBs.

Who are you talking to?

Pats have a bye, he doesn't know what to do with himself.

Who misses Rodgers?

MrNickVT said:

Who misses Rodgers?

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Shea McClellin didn't.

It's tough watching when the best team in Football has a bye week.

bluemoose said:

It's tough watching when the best team in Football has a bye week.

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No they didn't. They beat the Falcons in a yawner.

Packers just need to win enough to stay in the playoff hunt. Give the rest of the starters a chance to get back.

Nick foles hasn't looked that good two weeks in a row before.

What's that Kapernick can't throw a football......shocking

McBrewskie said:

A team that's played two home games, one against the Jags, and who played a Carolina team that's poop.

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Looks like you're the ones that got pooped on today. LOL

ChshreCat said:

Looks like you're the ones that got pooped on today. LOL

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I understand McBrewskie likes that sort of thing.