Oh god. That was a mess.
So today was brew day and I decided to experiment with the chia seeds. Suffice to say, not all that pretty. Started with making a tea on my stove top to see how they react. Got out my largest kitchen pot, put it on the stove, dumped a handful of chia seeds in and turned up the heat.
Note 1: Chia seeds vastly lower the boiling point of a liquid.
The thing gelled up pretty fast as was expected. And then it started boiling. Before it got to 150, mind you. Big, thick bubbles of chia seed getting thrown all over the kitchen. Killed the heat and pulled it off. Let it sit for a while out of curiosity. Then tried to drain it.
Note 2: When we said it thickens stuff, we really meant it.
Poured it into my big colander with the big holes in it. It just sat there. Absolutely nothing. Tried pouring water on top and it just ran over the sides. The big thing was about the consistency of yogurt. Poured it into a grain bag and tried squeezing it. Still absolutely nothing. This is where I probably went wrong. I thought more heat and liquid would hopefully soften it up and have it work better, so I put it in at the same time as my specialty grains to steep at 150 in my actual brew. Worked just fine until the bag developed a hole and leaked chia seeds into it.
Note 3: Chia seeds floating in your brewing kettle increase the likely-hood of a boil over.
I was standing by with FermCap-S ready to take care of any problems. Sucker started going, I placed a squirt into the kettle, and it just kept coming. Another squirt, and by then the thing had already made a mess. Cut the gas, let it cool, and then brought it back up. I'm VERY glad that today I decided to try doing this outdoors instead of on the stovetop like I used to.
I'm thinking it might be worth it to try and malt them myself and then steep them and see what happens. However, it'll probably be a while before I try anything with chia seeds again. You know how as a kid you'd find that stupid easter grass for months and months hidden in little places around your house? Yeah. I'll be cleaning up from today for a while.