F’ing Millennials. No one left behind, can’t we all get along, all things to all people retards.,.
Spawn 1 is hatching (yes, I’m going to be a Grumpy) and I’m cooking the food for a fairly large BBQ gathering for their pahtay. Today I get a text from Spawn 2 requesting I modify the proposed Mac and Cheese dish to make it gluten and lactose free.
Gluten and lactose free macaroni and f’ing cheese?
There is nothing else IN mac and cheese besides gluten and lactose!
Maybe a bit of cayenne and nutmeg but that’s like 1%.
I called her up and told her that “No, I’m not doing that. Gluten and lactose free Mac and cheese is called salad
“But Sheila’s sister in law is gluten and lactose intolerant!”
“Let’s feed her peanuts and hope for the best.”
“ Oh no! She’s allergic to...”
Me interrupting her.. “ How did I know?”