paulthenurse
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Ten years. Ten years.
Damn. For ten years I've been inviting you idiots over to my house for Masstoberfest. And you keep coming.
Dammit.
Well, OK, I'm not going to be the one to pull the plug on this pathetic gathering of sociopaths, so I guess we have to do it again. This year's Masstoberfest will be held on Saturday, October 1, 2016 at my house. If you don't know where it is, PM me and I'll consider sending you the address.
Masstoberfest is a party for, by and about brewers and brewing. Bring your rig and brew. We have had a decline in the number of people brewing over the past few years and that's uncool. We need more brewing going on. Brewers are encouraged to arrive in time to be done with their brew day by late afternoon. The serious eating/drinking will be in full swing by then and you would feel terrible if some moron (and we have LOADS of morons at Masstoberfest) tripped over your carboy of wort and watered my dead grass with it.
I'm going to cook briskets, pork butts and pizza this year. You are encouraged to bring edibles but, of course, do not have to. You are encouraged to bring your beer to share with us. I will have three kegs on tap. The more the merrier.
No one has gotten arrested in a while so I'm putting up a $100 prize if someone can get Yeager hauled off in handcuffs, $500 if you get Yooper hauled off in handcuffs.
Talk amongst yourelves,
PTN
Damn. For ten years I've been inviting you idiots over to my house for Masstoberfest. And you keep coming.
Dammit.
Well, OK, I'm not going to be the one to pull the plug on this pathetic gathering of sociopaths, so I guess we have to do it again. This year's Masstoberfest will be held on Saturday, October 1, 2016 at my house. If you don't know where it is, PM me and I'll consider sending you the address.
Masstoberfest is a party for, by and about brewers and brewing. Bring your rig and brew. We have had a decline in the number of people brewing over the past few years and that's uncool. We need more brewing going on. Brewers are encouraged to arrive in time to be done with their brew day by late afternoon. The serious eating/drinking will be in full swing by then and you would feel terrible if some moron (and we have LOADS of morons at Masstoberfest) tripped over your carboy of wort and watered my dead grass with it.
I'm going to cook briskets, pork butts and pizza this year. You are encouraged to bring edibles but, of course, do not have to. You are encouraged to bring your beer to share with us. I will have three kegs on tap. The more the merrier.
No one has gotten arrested in a while so I'm putting up a $100 prize if someone can get Yeager hauled off in handcuffs, $500 if you get Yooper hauled off in handcuffs.
Talk amongst yourelves,
PTN