Not a fan of the hatter huh?Those things can be amusing but the vast majority these days are fake... there are plenty of sites/software that allow people to generate them.
One of my favorite fish dishes I've had is jerk swordfish. That wouldn't really work with most fish but swordfish has the structure necessary to make it work. And aside from that, swordfish is absolutely delicious... unfortunately, it also has pretty much the highest mercury content of any species, even exceeding on the order of several times other fish that are also considered to be very high in mercury. If it wasn't for that, I'd probably eat it every week.