Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

Big Vince....


What about Boldin dropping the shoulder and pushing that DB into the end zone with him?

247 yards on the ground... for, you know, a "finesse team". Whatta clown.

Gotta love it! Best running game I've seen since... I don't remember. Probably since Clock Killin' Corey Dillon. Seemed like every time they handed the ball off, it was 8-10 yards against the $100M defensive line. I mean, it wasn't a fluke that they both got to 100 yards - it wasn't like they broke free for an 80-yard scamper in the last two minutes. Helluva effort with a patchwork offensive line... but really, the Bills looked like they just gave up. That TD run of Bolden's, he was hit at the 4 yard line, but the Bills defender was basically standing straight up when he tried to "tackle" him.

$100M line, hell that's just one guy!

philrose said:

This just in:
Russell Wilson!
That is all.

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Don't you mean: "That is it"? Although I think the dlines these days can block anyone's passes I think Russell is a tad bit short. Might get them to the playoffs but that's about it once he runs into good teams.

I seem to remember the Patriots being the worst team in the NFL for decades.

You guys go a nice lil run (like 8 years ago LOL) and you consider yourselves the elite. It's ridiculous. I hope you get the clap.

Yeah. You're actually making a good point. Hopefully they'll make it back to the Super Bowl since its been sooooo long since they've made it.


LOL!!!! We have a new Clown of The Week!!!

Quick... McBrewski!! Send him the crown!

Cape Brewing said:

LOL!!!! We have a new Clown of The Week!!!

Quick... McBrewski!! Send him the crown!

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McBrewski went to PTN's party?

Would fit right in at the Nerdfest.

Cape Brewing said:

Yeah. You're actually making a good point. Hopefully they'll make it back to the Super Bowl since its been sooooo long since they've made it.


LOL!!!! We have a new Clown of The Week!!!

Quick... McBrewski!! Send him the crown!

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yeah, because going to the Superbowl counts for something....meh

HoppyDaze said:

yeah, because going to the Superbowl counts for something....meh

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Yeah, come on Cape. The super bowl is over rated, the pro bowl is where it's at.

Isn't it more important after week 17 to "spend time with your family"?

HoppyDaze said:

You guys go a nice lil run (like 8 years ago LOL) and you consider yourselves the elite.[...]

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Wow. Was 2011 that long ago?

Wait - Oregon? Are Oregonians allowed to participate now?

There goes the neighborhood...

Cheers!

you're right guys....Super bowl appearances are more valid than SB wins. My Bad...

HoppyDaze said:

you're right guys....Super bowl appearances are more valid than SB wins. My Bad...

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So, to you, "elite" is a category of "the last Super Bowl Winner".

I get that. You're into the uber-exclusive...

Cheers!

day_trippr said:

So, to you, "elite" is a category of "the last Super Bowl Winner".

I get that. You're into the uber-exclusive...

Cheers!

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nah, just somewhat recent and maybe proof of sustained success #*********

HoppyDaze said:

you're right guys....Super bowl appearances are more valid than SB wins. My Bad...

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Gotta make an appearance to win it. Now when was your team's last appearance?

Ignore him bluemoose. He's obviously either just trying to get a rise out of you... Or he's completely retarded. Either way he's worthy of being ignored

Cape Brewing said:

Or he's completely retarded.

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Irony, when followed by:

Cape Brewing said:

Either way he's worthy of being ignores

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that ^^^^

amazing that you simply can't fathom the idea that your team is mediocre even with all the evidence.

Now we're picking on spelling Az??? Really?

It's the red alien handjob crack isn't it?

Patriots SB appearances make babies cry.



And that's just mean.

Cause they seem to be every year?

It sounds like there are more Bear fans in Dallas than Cowboy fans.

The Bears showed up tonight! Defense got it going and offense finished the job.

Cowgirls Just Suck...

I hate the bears, but I hate Dallas even more so

ChshreCat said:

I hate the bears, but I hate Dallas even more so

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I think I hate the Cowboys more fully, but intellectually I hate the Bears more. It's a toss up.

I think Romo had a better QB rating throwing to the Bears than he did to his teammates. Then again Dez Bryant didn't help.

Phew... things are finally back to normal after an insane first three weeks. The real refs are back and the Pats are back on top, where they belong, as the most dominant franchise in sports.

Ahhhh... life is good again.

Cape Brewing said:

Phew... things are finally back to normal after an insane first three weeks. The real refs are back...

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Except for the GB game, they kept the junior league in again. Push off from Colston for a TD and an obvious fumble from Sproles.



Yea, I'm going there (& never usually do) but the Pack survived nonetheless.

But Colston was on my fantasy league so it's all good and I'm 4-0 for the $1k purse :fro:

"Boooooo hoooooooo hooooooo. Those big stupid face refs hate us!!!l'. I hope someone scratches their eyes out!!!"

That's what you sound like.

WOW, just heard Tony Romo tried to shoot himself after last nights game. Thank goodness for Tony someone intercepted the bullet............

I gotta be honest, watching the Jets implode this year has been more fun than I would have anticipated.

All I need now is a NYPost article about Fireman Ed getting skull fcked by a biker gang and this season will be a complete win.

"J!! E!!! Gagsggagag"

I'm with Cape on this one - this is the implosion we've been waiting just about three seasons to see. To be honest though, I really figured it'd come just a hair later this season that it has - I thought for sure they had 5 or 6 weeks in them until the cracks started to show, but I guess losing their most talented DB and Receiver in weeks 3 and 4 kinda upped the timetable...

Funny to see how fans were openly booing Tebow's appearance in Week 1, and just 3 weeks later they're starting to call for the guy. I'm not sure which of the two I'd rather see in Gillette in a couple weeks - can't wait to see one (maybe both?) of them get up close and personal with Chandler Jones, or maybe big Vince.

Guess we don't need this thread anymore. The pro's have taken over.

http://imgur.com/a/9H0Hv

olllllo said:

Guess we don't need this thread anymore. The pro's have taken over.

http://imgur.com/a/9H0Hv

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Hilarious!

Cheers!

olllllo said:

Guess we don't need this thread anymore. The pro's have taken over.

http://imgur.com/a/9H0Hv

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Holy hell, that is great.

We may see a quarterback literally killed tonight.

If I was Kolb I'd be calling quick outs and screens until that rush calms down...

Cheers!

day_trippr said:

We may see a quarterback literally killed tonight.

If I was Kolb I'd be calling quick outs and screens until that rush calms down...

Cheers!

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I'd take three knees and punt and hope the defense scores.

The Oline for Arizona sucks. Kolb sucks even more. He's just terrible. Plus he looks like some kind of god damn hillbilly retard with that face and stupid beard. Looks like he should be pulling out of Ned Beatty's anus.

McBrewskie said:

The Oline for Arizona sucks. Kolb sucks even more. He's just terrible. Plus he looks like some kind of god damn hillbilly retard with that face and stupid beard. Looks like he should be pulling out of Ned Beatty's anus.

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I have heard ringing endorsements of various positions.... That is not what they sounded like