The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

There is. It is at my place. I'll PM you.

Can I teleconference in? How does telebeer taste?

No

Not sure if I will be able to make it as well but send me a PM! Going to try!

Hey Mort,
I hope to make it to Brian's house on Wednesday. I haven't made a meeting in forever, I have had class on Tuesday's both last semester and this one, but fortunately Hallmark Day bumped this months meeting back a day so I can go. I think. In any case, what's the story on Sea Rovers? Is it next weekend? Where? Alice and I talked about grabbing Kim, Scott and Sarah and heading out on Saturday to hook up with you and Pat for surface narcosis. Lemme know.

PTN will be there, I think I may have to wash my hair or something

Hi Paul,
Sea Rovers is next month - March 10 & 11,
http://www.bostonsearovers.com/, in Danvers, MA.

There's another lame ass dive show in Marlborough this month that you shouldn't waste you time with, but I'm not sure when.

Is there a "guest speaker" going to be talking anything in particular, and do people typically bring something to eat/drink?

I just finished up bottling two batches of extract/partial mash beer, an IPA and a chocolate vanilla stout, but I don't think they're ready for sharing yet. May need another week or so in the bottle.

You and Fred should kiss and make up.

I'd rather dance on his grave. The thought of kissing that dried up old leather faced fool puts a tad of a damper on Valentine's Day. Going to take lots of chocolate stout to get over it, but I'll have to try tonight.

Great, PTN is going tomorrow? Who let him join the club anyway?

Hey Rick... don't pay any attention to the posts above... the meeting is really NEXT tuesday... at Franks.

Honest.

You should go then.

I thought it was Thursday at Frank's. Either way, I'll stop in tomorrow to drink your beer.

Damn, I can't make Frank's next week! Guess I'll just have to head over to drink alone in Brians cellar tomorrow.

Hey Mort,
If you don't feel like schlepping all the way back to NH after the meeting you're welcome to flop here. Got a spare bedroom not doing anything. Heck of a lot closer than driving home, especially if you have a couple

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Plus Paul can slip you some Rohypnol.


Jusssssssst relaxxxxx

That way his swmbo can have her way with a real man.

Ohhhhhhhh snap!!!!!!

Flounder from the gallery!!!

Ziiiing for flounder!!!!

hi Paul -thanks for the offer of a crash pad, and I'll keep that as a plan B- I would have responded sooner but I had to do a search to figure out WTF Rohypnol was - I never could stay up on the cool lingo. At least no one's going down the road of bad yeast infection jokes before the meeting tomorrow.

Bad judgement correction......

Please don't say anything about "Bad judgement corrections" on Valentines Day.

We don't need to give the ladies any ideas.

Who just bought two tickets to see the Pats play the Rams next October at Wembley Stadium in London?


That would be me.

You should totally bring Bertha

Cape Brewing said:

You should totally bring Bertha

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She won't fit in the overhead compartment. I travel light.

paulthenurse said:

I travel light.

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Compared to WHAT?!?

cape brewing said:

compared to what?!?

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+1

Cape Brewing said:

Compared to WHAT?!?

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Compared to yo Mamma.

His bags are light to make up for not paying the cash for an extra seat He plans to go to whembley only in a Pats thong....

paulthenurse said:

... I travel light.

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Impossible...

homebeerbrewer said:

Impossible...

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From the bleachers! Haha

(currently nuking The Cape with Lysol)

Now approaching the two week point with "acute bronchitis"... The effin novelty wore off a week ago.

Brewing in Plymouth on Saturday if anyone is bored.

Think I'm skiing but thanks.

Think I'm standing slope-side, pointing and making fun of Paul skiiing but thanks.

I don't think Paul has posted once in the last week with out getting zinged!

He has to.... it's a state law.

Cape Brewing said:

Think I'm standing slope-side, pointing and making fun of Paul skiiing but thanks.

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Yeah, it is kinda funny. Paul actually kind skis uphill. He turns the chair lifts into t-bars.

Yeager!!! That was actually funny! No, really, you told an actual funny joke. I'm very proud of you. Good work.

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Think I'm skiing but thanks.

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I'd hate to be at the bottom of the slope. With that much momentum, you'll kill everybody in your path.

I only have to manage to stay awake through an eight hour class today on advanced pediatric life support then it's sausage fest tonight and skiing tomorrow.


And no, it's not that kind of sausage fest, Yeager, don't get excited.