Lengthy Limerick

Sorry Guys, the others were so much fun.

There once was a man from around Blowing rock
Who had a great affection for Bock
He made one or two
After learning to brew
Then he filtered it all through a sock





Lame as hell, I know. Show me one better.

there once was a man from Grants pass
whose balls were made of spun glass
in stormy weather
he'd rub them together
and lightning would shoot out his ass

Definately one better ! Anybody else ?

There once was a man of Belfast
Whose balls out of iron were cast.
He managed somehow
To bugger a sow,
Thus you get pig-iron, at last.

Excellent good sir!

Once a pirate named Yates
Danced the jig for all of his mates.
He slipped in his cutlas,
And made himself nutless,
And now he's quite useless on dates.

There was a young man from Kent
Who's d*ck was so long, it bent
So to save him some trouble, he folded it double
Instead of coming, he went.

Nymphomaniacal Alice
Used a dynamite stick for a phallus.
They found her vag1na In North Carolina,
And her ******* in Buckingham Palace.

While walking around old buckingham,
I found what was left of some chick's can
I placed it on my finger,
Nobody would ever figure
I also masterbate with that same hand

I apologize for that already, even before I posted it.

I'm here in North Carolina
still looking for her vag!na
I've searched high and low
but it's still a no-show
what the hell else ends in "ina"?

edit: the revamped version is

I'm here in North Carolina
still looking for her vag!na
I've searched high and low
but it's still a no-show
It must have shattered like some fine china.

-walker

ROTMFFLMAO!!!!!

Now, I've been to Buckingham Palace and lived in North Carolina
I've made love with some sweet chicks and some were even finer
But I nevvah met an ******* with a ******....

MODERATOR: Thanks for cleaning me up...

I do not claim anonymity
but must argue on grounds of proximity
I think its quite clear
her ******* was near
the object of her virginity.

There was a young lady one fall
Who wore a newspaper dress to a ball.
The dress caught fire
And burned her entire
Front page, sporting section and all.

homebrewer_99 said:

ROTMFFLMAO!!!!!

Now, I've been to Buckingham Palace and lived in North Carolina
I've made love with some sweet chicks and some were even finer
But I nevvah met an ******* with a ******....

MODERATOR: Thanks for cleaning me up...

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Anyone find it amusing that "*******" is an acceptable word for the profanity filter, but "vag!na" is not??

-walker

Imperial Walker said:

Anyone find it amusing that "*******" is an acceptable word for the profanity filter, but "vag!na" is not??

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That's because vag!na's don't post much.

Imperial Walker said:

Anyone find it amusing that "*******" is an acceptable word for the profanity filter, but "vag!na" is not??

-walker

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No, but I find El P's response to it quite amusing!

But, I do find it odd that it is OK to impersonate the word.

I spent nine months trying to get out of one of those things...and then spent the rest of my life trying to get back in. Why anyone would find that word offensive is beyond me and my quest.

I'm a little dissappointed in the name. They should've called it Fantastico or La Suprema . Something that fits better.



V***** needs a better ad agency.

Or at least derived from the romantic languages...something like Le' Boush or
taco el cabone' .

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who's d$ck was so long he could suck it.
He'd walk down the street
swingin' his meat
and carryin' his balls in a bucket....

Since were on the subject....

Every day at the office, a male coworker walks up very close to a lady
standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.

After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint
to a supervisor in the personnel department and states that she wants to file a sexual harassment grievance against him.

The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks,
"So , what's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?" The woman replies, "It's Keith, the midget."