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What makes you stand up and puke your guts out with joy?

  • Pork FAT

  • Small dogs

  • Wolpertingers (rabbits with horns and fangs)

  • BEER

  • Naked wahoobies

  • Detatchable portable pumpkin parts

  • Figgy Pudding

  • Erupting Volcanoes

  • Pickled Herring

  • More dogs


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I'm not quite sure exactly what a "wahoobie" is, but if it's anything close to what I think it might be, that's my second favorite thing! Hoohaa for wahoobies...especially naked ones!

glenn514:mug:
 
aaAAAWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEeees Yeah.

Naked Wahoobies fried in pork fat and served up with an appropriate temp beer and some pickled herring by well trained dogs.

THAT'S a Thanksgiving.

Pumpkin parts detatched and served up with figgy pudding in an erupting volcano for desert!
 
Missing option.
"Strange women lying around in ponds distributing swords."

They're all screwed once I become King.
 
In the immortal words of Howard Hughes: "Hell, who doesn't like t!ts?"
Which are tied with beer & pickled herring for 1st place IMHO.
Regards, GF.
 
You left out 'red meat'... :(
Why discriminate and only list pork fat?? What about the rest of the wonder-animal?? Or are you lumping it all in there?? Since most of the better parts of the wine are ringed, laced, or infused with it. Bacon, pork chops, ribs... mmmmmm piggie come HERE!!! Then there's beef... Angus being the prefered stamp. :D Whole tenderloin made into a roast and then steaks from the rest. Ribeye (bone in or boneless, it's all good baby) is right up there too (my first choice for a grilled steak). Let's not forget about the mighty brisket with so many different things coming from it. You get corned beef, bbq brisket, and pastrami all from one cut. :rockin: So many more and so little room to go over them. :fro: :drunk:
 
Golddiggie said:
You left out 'red meat'... :(
Why discriminate and only list pork fat?? What about the rest of the wonder-animal?? Or are you lumping it all in there?? Since most of the better parts of the wine are ringed, laced, or infused with it. Bacon, pork chops, ribs... mmmmmm piggie come HERE!!! Then there's beef... Angus being the prefered stamp. :D Whole tenderloin made into a roast and then steaks from the rest. Ribeye (bone in or boneless, it's all good baby) is right up there too (my first choice for a grilled steak). Let's not forget about the mighty brisket with so many different things coming from it. You get corned beef, bbq brisket, and pastrami all from one cut. :rockin: So many more and so little room to go over them. :fro: :drunk:

Did you miss the disclaimer??? BEYOND QUESTION!!!WHY DO YOU STILL QUESTION???
 
You left out 'red meat'... :(
Why discriminate and only list pork fat?? What about the rest of the wonder-animal?? Or are you lumping it all in there?? Since most of the better parts of the wine are ringed, laced, or infused with it. Bacon, pork chops, ribs... mmmmmm piggie come HERE!!! Then there's beef... Angus being the prefered stamp. :D Whole tenderloin made into a roast and then steaks from the rest. Ribeye (bone in or boneless, it's all good baby) is right up there too (my first choice for a grilled steak). Let's not forget about the mighty brisket with so many different things coming from it. You get corned beef, bbq brisket, and pastrami all from one cut. :rockin: So many more and so little room to go over them. :fro: :drunk:

Yup... :D I'm fighting the man here man. You can't control me.

now, where's that plutonium nyborg??? :drunk: :cross:

OK. I concede. You went full on tangent there. You were actually offended!

What....is a nyborg?

EDIT*

http://nyborg.ch/

Ahhh! I see! Not sure he has access to plutonium.
 
It took years of painstaking research that, oddly, ended with the 10 most appreciable things on planet earth.

I was just sure that it would distill down to 11 or 12 and that we would have to cut serious choices that deserved to be included. I thank the gods that it all came out just right.
 
Why two dog choices though? Seems a bit redundant, or too prejudiced that way. :eek:

BTW, why no cowbell??

There is an amazing Joy in dogs.

There is a separate and undeniable joy found in more dogs.

Cowbells were tied for 37th on the list.....:drunk:
 
There is an amazing Joy in dogs.

There is a separate and undeniable joy found in more dogs.

Cowbells were tied for 37th on the list.....:drunk:

Except that all dogs are in the bottle 1/3 of the votes. :eek:

:off: My sister has a one eye shih tzu that they got form the rescue... He's ok (that little shih) except when he tries to bite my niece, who is not doing anything wrong. He goes over to her, lets her start petting, and then snaps, growls and barks at her. She's doing the same thing as everyone else, but the little shih tzu is just mean to her. Makes me want to convert him into a football. :eek:
Now, the toy poodle that my mother had (who was put to sleep over 2 years ago now) was never like that. That was a good tempered dog.
 
I don't know whether to tell you to get the flip out or to ask you where you been all my life. You sir, are an aberration.

;)

your literal treatment of my obviously nonsensical poll is both flattering and in confounding....
 
Lol.

"More Dogs" was an astounding 100% #1 choice of the 8,645 surveyed semi-retarded naked mole rats.

Upon retrospect, it might have been the only answer they could reach............damned.....

Oh well, of the 837 Naked Wahoobies surveyed, More Dogs also took an astounding 47.6% of the #1 votes.
 
It took years of painstaking research that, oddly, ended with the 10 most appreciable things on planet earth.

I was just sure that it would distill down to 11 or 12 and that we would have to cut serious choices that deserved to be included. I thank the gods that it all came out just right.

You know the rules. No talk of distillation, even if it's for a poll. No I take that back, especially if it's for a poll.
 
Lol.

"More Dogs" was an astounding 100% #1 choice of the 8,645 surveyed semi-retarded naked mole rats.

Upon retrospect, it might have been the only answer they could reach............damned.....

Oh well, of the 837 Naked Wahoobies surveyed, More Dogs also took an astounding 47.6% of the #1 votes.

You sure they didn't read it as "Mad Dogs"??
 
1.)Underwire bras. These are a godsend for the long term married man. In fact, I suspect it was a man who invented them solely with the intent of causing just enough discomfort as to make an end of the day underboob massage irresistable by the wearer.

2.)Post pregnancy muffin tops. Because they allow my fat ass to look like a fecking chippendale model for as long as it takes to get rid of them naturally.

3.)Cold sensitive nipples. Because without them winter wear for women would have absolutely no sex appeal.
 
I find it curious how pork fat is in 3rd place... Why not so much love for it (bacon people BACON!!)?? I actually used bacon in the refried beans I made last night... :rockin: Everything is betta with BACON!!
 
Hmmmmmm marinated in beer, fried in bacon fat and sprinkled with bacon bits?



MAGIC!!!!

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Gee google bacon bra these days and you see the phenomenon has exploded...I remember when there was only ONE bacon bra picture- This one;

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