Are the smilies up to snuff?

I'm bored of the smilies, I reckon they need more zest, more fun, less colourful wigs and more scantily clad women.

They could be better.

Darwin18 said:

They could be better.

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You didn't wait for me to finish the poll goddammit!!! Now go back and vote for option 8!!

Whoa, 2 votes for LGI! Who is your secret admirer?

KayaBrew said:

Whoa, 2 votes for LGI! Who is your secret admirer?

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Is there an option for me to close the vote while I'm winning?

Who was it? It's hard to tell, there are a LOT of strange people on this site!

There was not an option involving DOGS, so I did not vote.

Please be more considerate, and less of a bastard in future polls.

cheezydemon3 said:

There was not an option involving DOGS, so I did not vote.

Please be more considerate, and less of a bastard in future polls.

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Less of a bastard? Well, I suppose I could alter my birth certificate, but we both know I'd still be a bastard.

At this point, I'm hoping that Cheezy is wondering, "Did I actually offend him?" is he an actual REAL bastard!?

Laughing_Gnome_Invisible said:

One that says LGI is da man! (see that one vote for this option? That was mee!!

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hmmmm . . . I always thought he was a woman.

AnOldUR said:

hmmmm . . . I always thought he was a woman.

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That smiley, is it a chinese man holding a dildo with balls?

Lol, any poll without DOGS is made by a bastard.....asian man with HUGE dong an ANOMOLY!!!!!!

this poll makes me want to ...

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Interesting!!! On the one hand, it is, indeed, an awesome, on topic emoticon.

On the other hand, it is large enough to become annoying after some repetition simply because of it's obvious huginosity. (Don't bother googling that word)

Maybe we can agree to keep them small?

I'll add more if you get them together.

I won't add obscene or suggestive ones though.

So, what's wrong with this one?

It's obviously a squirrel with big yellow teeth sitting next to a bowling ball.

If there's anything obscene or suggestive about that it's just your mind playing tricks on you.

AnOldUR said:

So, what's wrong with this one?

It's obviously a squirrel with big yellow teeth sitting next to a bowling ball.

If there's anything obscene or suggestive about that it's just your mind playing tricks on you.

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Bloody hell! that was a stretch!!

TxBrew said:

I'll add more if you get them together.

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Well, That's put the ball firmly into everyone else's court!!

This is a disembodied pink leg kicking a yellow bowling ball while held by an "off screen" person with a yellow hand.

Useful for a wide variety of emotions! We need this "bowling ball kick" emoticon!

i thought it was a smiley playing a sick guitar solo on a pink telecaster...now it just looks like a smiley face beating off