Drunken Hops Dryer Idea

Ok I am posting on this forum because I have had quite few drinks tonight, and am not sure if this is as good of an idea as I think it is.

What if I built a closed bin with screen/mesh sides to dry my hops in.

Now the good part. Assuming good weather, what if I put it in the back of my pick up. This would allow the sun to hit my black bed giving some heat, as well as get airflow during my 5 minute commute to work, home for lunch, back to work, and home after my shift

You'll want to dry your hops with as little light as possible hitting the hops.