The key is to combat your impatience with an intensive regimen of Procrastination and Lazineses training....
It's difficult to learn how to really procrastinate.... You can start by repeating:
"Yes, honey, I will get to it after I finish with this"
Then, on to:
"Oh, that... No, I didn't forget - Yes, I need to go to the store to buy _____"
Then, on to:
"I plan to do that on Saturday if it's raining and I can't mow"
Then, on to:
"But _____ is on TV and you always want me to watch it with you"
Then.....
"Honey, the kids need to finish their homework"
And so on... Eventually, you will discover that your homebrew has aged out beautifully and is fully ready to drink..... at which point you can say:
"Honey, Remember this _____ I started back in 2005.... I have been aging it for 7 years now... Come taste how good it is after all these years!"
I had a small batch of wine running in the basement in 2009.... Forgot completely about it... Found it around when I was rummaging around for Christmas stuff in December 2010..... Air lock was completely dried out.... Spider webs *inside* the bottle... Pulled it off and gave it a sniff - nothing off.... Gave it a taste... Pretty good.... Bottled it up - and it is fine stuff....
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