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A Festivus for the rest-iv-us !
The next one to post holds the Festivus pole and has the right to air thier grievance. My grievance is Black-top. Whats up with black-top! It turns grey in a matter of months! It should be called grey-top! thank you
I now pass the Festivus pole to the next person
 
*grasps the festivus pole*

I am sick and tired of underwriters, mortgage people, and the real estate industry in general! They can all die in a fire and go back to the hell from whence they came!

Next!



You may wanna wipe that down first.
 
Takes pole forcefully.....

I want to b!tch about that stupid slow f'n driver on Sunday morning. Yes, we had freezing rain the night before, but it was ALL MELTED!!! And you, in your Volvo crash-proof car have to go 20mph on a road where the limit is 35, but should probably be 50. I HATE YOU!!! And that condescending look you gave me when you gave up and pulled over to let me pass? F U!!! I know how to drive, you p*ssy!!!!

Happy Festivus!!! (where's the Tylenol....)
 
: grabs pole :

I'm sick of people. It seems that almost everyone has their head up their ass and are not paying one bit of attention to the world outside of their own. WAKE THE F*** UP YOU COGNITIVE DISSONANT DRONES!!!
 
:grabs pole:

I'm tired of clicking on porn only to be redirected to another site adversitising more porn! As Cheech would say "Hey man, that's false advertising!" :D
 
:grabs pole:

IXWebHosting can go to hell, and die! They fail to scan their servers with some kind of antivirus, and then have 27,000(!!!) customers sites infected with a trojan, which is self-replicating and gets into any computer that uses the site. WTF???
 
Snags the pole

I am really starting to hate the damn weather. What the hell? God damn people can not drive int he f'n snow here in the valley of Oregon. I had a guy going 10mph in front of me this morning, get the f off the damn road if you don't know how to drive. Other thing is, the stupid UPS driver is too ***** to go down my fecking driveway because of the snow so I have been waiting for my SS package for 4 days now even though it's been out for delivery all that time. Feckers!!!
 

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