Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

Cape Brewing said:

Ahhhh. Spoken like a true noob *****enozzle.

Go back and check since the beginning of this thread and point out a single time I didn't show up after any Pats loss.

Go ahead internet tough guy. We'll all wait patiently.

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I have to second this. Cape has always been around to take the abuse. You might even say he's seemed eager for it. More than ready to grab his ankles and take a beating from a bunch of other men.

Hey... wait a minute...

ChshreCat said:

I have to second this. Cape has always been around to take the abuse. You might even say he's seemed eager for it. More than ready to grab his ankles and take a beating from a bunch of other men.

Hey... wait a minute...

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Pump those brakes we are close to the cliff

.... and I bet the Cat just happens to have loooooads of pictures to illustrate if anyone needs one.

ZOMG, is the San Francisco fan jumping in just in time for homo hour! I'll start!

Let's not get the mods back in here

Yea stay out of the thunderdome

Cape Brewing said:

.... and I bet the Cat just happens to have loooooads of pictures to illustrate if anyone needs one.

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Cat has pics of you and him in precarious positions? I always thought there was something *MORE* between you two.

So should I fly into Baton Rouge or Gulfport.

I am renting a car either way so I am not sure it matters much.

....and Az... You know what I'm renting huh buddy? You hear me barkin'.

Cape Brewing said:

So should I fly into Baton Rouge or Gulfport.

I am renting a car either way so I am not sure it matters much.

....and Az... You know what I'm renting huh buddy? You hear me barkin'.

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'87 Camaro? To remind you of when you were cool?

Cape Brewing said:

Ahhhh. Spoken like a true noob *****enozzle.

Go back and check since the beginning of this thread and point out a single time I didn't show up after any Pats loss.

Go ahead internet tough guy. We'll all wait patiently.

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Ahahahahahahahaha. YOU calling me the ******. That's rich. Keep em coming Cape. I need a few chuckles today.

AZ_IPA said:

'87 Camaro? To remind you of when you were cool?

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Does the mullet come with that as well? Totally can see Cape with a mullet.

AZ_IPA said:

'87 Camaro? To remind you of when you were cool?

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No, no... C'mon.... You know the one.

Ooo. I bet you the 2013s are out too.

Sweeeeeet

Not sure, but I think I may be the only WI guy (ex-pat) who recognizes boundaries; in the universe. Wait, we have olllllo too when he doesn't have his mod hat on . Or maybe I've just gotten soft with my travels.

By the way, "MN nice" is a crock of ****. Arrogant sumbiches all of them. They've convinced themselves that being cold 8 months of the year is cool walking around with their Brady Uggs.

<siren> Mod alert, Mod alert! <siren>

Bah... ollllllllllllllllo isnt anywhere near this thread. It became too mainstream to be in this thread so he had to rebel and join a couple other hipsters on the Obnoxious Kitten Racing Trash Talk Thread.

Are you not entertained?

I guess so, since I now know there is such a thing as a 1 pt safety.

HoppyDaze said:

Are you not entertained?

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I'm entertained by memories of Oregon clanking that FG in O.T. against Stanford. And by the Cardinals beating the Patriots on their turf.

AZ_IPA said:

I'm entertained by memories of Oregon clanking that FG in O.T. against Stanford. And by the Cardinals beating the Patriots on their turf.

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Ya know... I don't even give a flying crap about college football and I hate Oregon.

whole lot of fail in this thread since i last visited.

It's telling when your NFL season high point is a two point win in week 2.

How full of suck must your life be when THAT is a high point?

Gotta love it. Rex Ryan, relaxing on the beach after a long, disappointing season. Getting some rays...



... and showing off his new tattoo of his wife wearing nothing but a Mark Sanchez jersey.

Life is good, eh, Rex?

i was just gonna post that.

oh. my. god.

I actually like Rex MORE after seeing that.

That is effin hilarious.

Any dude that is THAT insane actually goes up a few points in my book.

The only thing that surprises me is that she's not posed with her feet more prominent.

#6? really? i mean.....#6???

If that is what he tattoos on his arm, imagine what he has tattooed to his a$$.

bluemoose said:

If that is what he tattoos on his arm, imagine what he has tattooed to his a$$.

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Cape Brewing said:

I actually like Rex MORE after seeing that.

That is effin hilarious.

Any dude that is THAT insane actually goes up a few points in my book.

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Yeah come on. Rex is okay.

Can't wait for this weekend. Best game is probably Seattle Washington. I think it'll be close, I obviously hope Washington wins, but I don't see it happening. I do however absolutely hope that I'll get the chance to toast a fine bourbon to Petey Carroll getting Sean Peyton'd on the sideline.

Man I hope we play niners in the NFCC and your favorite person Petey plants his foot in Harblows jaw.

Punity said:

Man I hope we play niners in the NFCC and your favorite person Petey plants his foot in Harblows jaw.

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You'd have to leave Seattle to do that. Somehow I doubt you clowns can even win 2 games in a row on the road.

I would root for the Pats this weekend but they're so awesome they don't have to play.

motobrewer said:

whole lot of fail in this thread since i last visited.

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Sorry man, but you became a lot smarter for a couple minutes there.

I always knew Rex saw Sanchez in a unique way. Gross, brings whole new meaning to the term 'dirty sanchez'.

McBrewskie said:

You'd have to leave Seattle to do that. Somehow I doubt you clowns can even win 2 games in a row on the road.

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You arent one of thosw weak trolls on Espn boards are you. Stepup your game

jeezus you west coasters and your imagery messages. Here's a an alphabet you can resurrect.



I'm curious what R is though. Ragina?

DesertBrew said:

jeezus you west coasters and your imagery messages. Here's a an alphabet you can resurrect.

I'm curious what R is though. Ragina?

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Rodgers after a sack

Punity said:

Rodgers after a sack

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Rodgers doesn't have a sack.

Rodgers is a ragina.