So I got all the materials I needed to brew my first batch, and meticulously followed directions. But about five days after I transferred to my 5 1/2 gallon carboy, I took the airlock off to take a hydro reading, and my girlfriend was taking pictures of me posing as Rodin's "Thinker" and I lost my balance naked, while atop the carboy and the bung slipped up my bunghole and I think I dookied in there. Is the batch ruined, or should I pitch more yeast to try and get them to eat it? I've been eating a lot of sugars lately, so I'm thinking some of it got all the way through :-/
Is my beer ruined?
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Germelli1
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These are the kind of trolls I like! Not out with a grudge...just trying to give a good laugh. Thank you sir (or ma'am)!
Dkmount721
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bunghole troll is bunghole troll. Well played bunghole troll. Well played.
I think the quality of your finished beer is going to be determined by how much time you spent impaled upon the bunghole.
You didn't pick yourself up right away, did you?
You didn't pick yourself up right away, did you?
The great bungholio! My people are poor,they have no bungholes!
bjl110
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Keep it and see what happens. You never know, sugary poo may just be the new brewing fad to up ABV!
What!? Are you threatening me?! My bunghole is all powerful!
Behold the awesome power of bungholio!
Behold the awesome
power of bungholio!
You need TP for your bunghole!
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I would probably move it to secondary. This one you might want to let clarify for a bit.
Somehow,I don't think it'll age out...
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Did you google search? Someone posted the same questions 2 years ago. It drives me crazy when people just keep posting the same questions over and over without using the search function!
As for the fermentability of what got into the fermenter, we really need you to post your recipe. Have you been eating lots of easily fermentable sugars like maltose and corn sugar, or have you been eating lots of things that contain lactose or other hard-to-impossible to ferment sugars?
What!? Are you threatening me?! My bunghole is all powerful!
Behold the awesome
Wasn't that Cornholio the Great?
The episode was "The Great Cornholio",& I was paraphrasing. Had to adopt to the moment,as that's what came to mind with the op's story.
The episode was "The Great Cornholio",& I was paraphrasing. Had to adopt to the moment,as that's what came to mind with the op's story.
Hilarious episode from a hiarious series!
Hang Glider
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Call it Tactical Fecal Penguin and sell it for $60 a bottle!!
Sardoman
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I ride my bike past that statue every day on my way home from work. My commute will never be the same....
