BrewingBetterBeer
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If you could only give one tip to somebody to teach them how to make great beer, what would it be?
The best tip that I have is that you should start an affiliate program. My brewing didn't really take off until I figured out how to monetize the knowledge that I gained from my peers and friends. Once I learned the fundamentals of Wealth Building and Google AdSense, I started getting much higher BJCP scores and my friends really seemed to like my beer better. Now that I have invited most of my friends and peers into affiliate program, each time they brew it fills my kegs a little. Also, I now have a much stronger understanding of FEMALE_TRAIT_1 and have a much better home life.
I almost forgot!!! Once I started doing all grain brewing, I got really overwhelmed. I thought there was no hope for me.
Then I realized, I'm never going to get better on my own, there must be some SECRET 5 TIPS to brewing better. If I could just find a patented method!!! I did some fierce googling, watched some videos of guys talking about brewing while driving cars, and 3 google checkouts later and I was set. Since then, my beer has been really tasty.
I find that a pint of my own semen makes the best starters.
water is for the weak. i just use more beer as 'strike water', and sparge with bourbon.
I hope you add urine to the sparge. Otherwise, your pH is going to be messed up.
If you could only give one tip to somebody to teach them how to make great beer, what would it be?
Don't stir your hot wort with your penis.
But laughing gnome manages to pull it off, why can't I??????
If you could only give one tip to somebody to teach them how to make great beer, what would it be?
Don't p*ss in your mash/laughter tun while brewing.....
Just a wild guess...length?But laughing gnome manages to pull it off, why can't I??????
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