Obliviousbrew
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People make oyster stouts why not make a turtle IPA? only because it´s cruel?
This thread must not die! If it reaches 600 posts I'll do something I thought I'd never do. I'll brew an......IPA! I am not a fan of IPAs, but when the 600 post mark is reached I'll brew a big ol fat flippin Double Black IPA!
Then I'll drink every last bit of it and be forced to love it.
And I'll post a video of me drinking it from the keg with a silly straw on the spinning teacups ride at a carnival!
Well maybe not that last part, but I'll brew the beer........minus turtles though.
People make oyster stouts why not make a turtle IPA? only because it´s cruel?
Hamsterbite said:As a sign of solidarity, I too commit to brewing/cpnsuming an IPA should this thread reach 600 posts, however; mine shall be a literal Indian IPA containing some sort of typical Indian spices/ ingredients.
Furthermore, I see your 600 post IPA, and raise you a 1000 post open wild fermentation.
Hamsterbite said:Circle of life stuff really. There is a ritual amongst my people. Every time a beer must be sacrificed, we give our respects. We take only what we need, and nothing is wasted. We offer the following words as thanks:
*I see you Brother, and thank you. Your spirit goes with Eywa. Your body stays behind to become part of The People.
Hamsterbite said:How do I know when I've found the right mashtun?
It will try to kill you.
Outstanding.
Awesome! Awesome to the max!
I'm all in! I'm already developing my recipe for the double black IPA should we reach 600. The name will include idiot or something of the like in honor of this thread. Next stop wild fermentation!
A Double Black IPA in honor of Idiot? Nice
Wait !! that's me
Bigcorona said:That is all well and good, but we will need to know if you intend to use a 20 quart brew pot or a 5 gallon one. That is the heart of the issue here.
How do I know when I've found the right mashtun?
It will try to kill you.
Outstanding.
menerdari said:A Double Black IPA in honor of Idiot? Nice
Wait !! that's me
For me the spirit hits my head. The body hits the septic tank.Hamsterbite said:Snip. . We offer the following words as thanks:
*I see you Brother, and thank you. Your spirit goes with Eywa. Your body stays behind to become part of The People.
BrotherGrim said:That's why I BIAB.
Yooper said:I'm very cute, but not terribly bright.
Hey believe me I am deeply honored.Hey, it's a compliment. I'm brewing a beer style I said I'd never brew in your honor.
Under 180 posts until I brew the biggest, boldest, blackest SOB of an IPA this world has had the privilege, no, the honor to contain. A beer so dark and with such a hop bite that it's as if someone put out a lit hops cigarette on your tongue then made you chew it up. So bold, so foreign to your senses, that when the first sip hits your tongue you don't know whether to cry tears of joy or agony. As you ponder the deep layers of complexity that pierce your soul, like a dagger made of cascades and carafa, you're forced to question your very being and whether or not you ever truly lived before that moment. This beer could only be brewed by an idiot for an idiot, in honor of an idiot. DBIIPA- Double Black Idiotic India Pale Ale
I'm very cute, but not terribly bright.
Leadgolem said:I wonder if you can be an ordained idiot...
I don't know if the flying spaghetti monster would like it...Yep. I ordain idiots for $450 (non-profit, just to take care of overhead). Interested?
Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick!
If you know what that's from, then you win!
What? You might ask. You win the knowledge that your an idiot like me.
Kung Pow
WesleyS said:Well that goes without saying. I always dry croc my hairy fruit beers.
OMG, I ripped a BFH in my BIAB! Do I ATMF or RDWHAHB? WTF do I do? I'm TM of a CA to BAN SB for my BIAB!
leftcontact said:I put some windex on my turtle and it cleared the Pellicle right up.
Obliviousbrew said:I going to start talking in third person
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