Top 16 Country Songs...

And here they are.....

16. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass Out All Day Long

15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

14. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

12. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well

11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better

10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win

9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight

8. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here

7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now

6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him

5. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger

4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure

2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer

And the Number one song is. . .

1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With Ugly Women, but I've Sure Woke Up With A Few

LMAO. Have you been drinking again?

You forgot:

1. Get your tongue outta my mouth 'cause I'm kissing you goodbye.

2. I don't know if I should kill myself or go bowling.

3. If you don't believe me that I love you just go ask my wife.

I'm calling foul on this...there ain't a train mentioned in any of these songs, so dammit it ain't country!

Sung with a Texas accent...anna one anna two...

Well, I was drunk the day my Mom got outta prison .
And I went to pick her up in the rainnnnn
but before I could get to the station in my pickup truck
She got rund over by a damded old train.

Chorus:
But I'll hang around as long as you will let me
Cause I never minded standin in the rain......whistle whistle..............

timdsmith72 said:

LMAO. Have you been drinking again?

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What are you talking about.. I never stopped.

Sudster said:

What are you talking about.. I never stopped.

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I resemble that remark!!

"Get the Biscuits in the Oven and Your Buns in the Bed."

Sam75 said:

"Get the Biscuits in the Oven and Your Buns in the Bed."

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...cuz daddy's bringin the sausage home fer you, baby.

...in a train.

hmmm, pullin a train with a sausage.